uhhh 'relatively obscure cute girl' thread

[tahutoa]

Just post hawt chee-icks nigaaaaa. They can be from any game I guess.

I'm starting us off on a high note, with the episodic King's Quest games.

Vee & Neese, from the Eastern and Western ends of Kolyma

Vee sports a really cute nightshirt+poofy shorts getup at the start of the fourth chapter, but I couldn't find that-- I could find one on the Neese route, but that's just because some people lack refinement. She doesn't pull it off as well either, sadly :(
Then there's Bramble in her youth. (Oddly enough, even as a promiscuous young thot she still wore the 'farmer's wife' bonnet)

((under the cut: Vee by herself, because she's my favorite of the two; Taskia, granddaughter of Achaka; portrait of Amaya Blackstone))
You can see why I post these gals now? They get no attention on the web and that is a crying shame, my friend.

Edit:
Oh, and, keep in mind, I don't have any emotional attachment to these characters-- don't take this seemingly legitimate affectionate text at face value, by the way, that makes me feel uncomfortable. They're video game characters that happen to be hot, and outside of the roles they play in the game, I appreciate that they got a cute bod first and foremost. [David Lander voice] No more, no less.
Sure, personality can do a lot to increase or decrease a character's sexiness, but that's just because a shit personality is a huge turnoff for me. That's why my smokin' hot ex saying we should just be friends towards the end of Junior Prom turned out to be a dodged bullet-- the very next time we saw each other, it was just-- she's like a poorly written fanfic character, now that I think about it. No doubt she'll make someone really happy, but that someone ain't me.

 

[tahutoa]

I shure hope this thread didn't already exist :/

 

[KingDragonWario]

The last thing we need is more waifu culture on our beloved Warioforums.

 

[stupidface]

Tahutoa please, what is this degeneracy no do not ogle the girls publicly on an autistic forum dedicated to Wario it is the deadly sin

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

There's this one girl I remember that I thought was pretty cool. She had dark hair and pigtails, and wore an orange headband I think. I don't remember where she was from exactly, but I remember the media itself wasn't that interesting, and she was the only memorable part about it.

 

[tahutoa]

The last thing we need is more waifu culture on our beloved Warioforums.

TOO LATE

Tahutoa please, what is this degeneracy no do not ogle the girls publicly on an autistic forum dedicated to Wario it is the deadly sin

*kiss kiss*

 

[Metal]

CUTE GIRL IN COMING

COMPLETE WITH COCK GUARD FOR ALL THEM PESKY BOYS.

also another cute gril

 

[stupidface]

*kiss kiss*

Oh god, oh fuck. he is rapping me you guys

 

[Metal]

Oh god, oh fuck. he is rapping me you guys

shut uhp and take it WOMAN

 

[stupidface]

How dare you speak to me that way, it is the rap

 

[tahutoa]

Oh god, oh fuck. he is rapping me you guys

you can't handle my rhymes which i do all the thymes

 

[stupidface]

Well this thread sure turned to shit, but tahutoa is one sassy git

 

[tahutoa]

Well this thread sure turned to shit, but tahutoa is one sassy git

oh hey, you remembered to leave my name all lower-case

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

I shure hope this thread didn't already exist :/

It does: The "Waifu" Thread

If you really want to dump more waifu material on this Forum, then do it at the appropiate place. We don't want Wario Forums to get flooded with more ¨cute girl / waifu¨ threads, do we?

 

[Ninja_Cat]

Call me edgy, but I prefer women that are, well.... real.

 

[tahutoa]

It does: The "Waifu" Thread

If you really want to dump more waifu material on this Forum, then do it at the appropriate place. We don't want Wario Forums to get flooded with more ¨cute girl / waifu¨ threads, do we?

Well, I can't exactly delete this thread, now can I?

Call me edgy, but I prefer women that are, well.... real.

Christ nigga, I was being facetious when I said 'waifu material'; I mean, don't most of us? It'd be fuckin' great to have a real girl, but since I don't, at the end of the day whether the subject of one's masturbation is real or not doesn't exactly matter. So no, I won't call you edgy, but I will say you sound a bit elitist.
I sound angrier than I am in this li'l text box, but I will admit it's kind of obnoxious, since the chances that most of us on this WAAdforsaken site-- including you, correct me if I'm wrong-- are single, are pretty high. The only people I can imagine having a legit relationship are people like JAWF, CM30, possibly Robin-- the people who feel to me like they've got shit sorted and know what the hell they're doing.

 

[Ninja_Cat]

I've seen a few people online who take the whole waifu thing very seriously and they often don't seem to be happy even when they claim to be. I'm just saying not to focus on this whole waifu phenomenon that gaming websites talk about all too often to heart too much, because it's bad for you in the long run.

 

[tahutoa]

I've seen a few people online who take the whole waifu thing very seriously and they often don't seem to be happy even when they claim to be. I'm just saying not to focus on this whole waifu phenomenon that gaming websites talk about all too often to heart too much, because it's bad for you in the long run.

Baby I been dipping varying percentages of my foot into the cold waters of internet cancer for almost a decade, plus I'm super self-aware these days, I can recognize toxic shit when I see it. Plus, I'm way too focused on being productive anyhow-- which is ironic because I'm procrastinating right now.
Thank you for wanting to look out for me, though it's rather sweet

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

JAWF

Well believe it or not, but as I've said before on multiple occasions, I actually don't have a relationship at the moment, and chances are slim that I will get into one in the near future. I'm just not interested in romantic relationships anymore at the moment. I think having only friends is much better.

But I still have my video game ¨waifus¨. (Ugh, I hate that word.)

 

[tahutoa]

Well believe it or not, but as I've said before on multiple occasions, I actually don't have a relationship at the moment, and chances are slim that I will get into one in the near future. I'm just not interested in romantic relationships anymore at the moment. I think having only friends is much better.

But I still have my video game ¨waifus¨. (Ugh, I hate that word.)

~ Then don't call them that ~
In my eyes, they're not a 'waifu' unless the way one feels towards them mirrors that of the hopeless weeb. Otherwise, you could be like me and call them things like 'my gals,' '(some of) my favorites/fave gals,' 'cuties,' 'hot chicks ((but pronounced as hawt cheeicks)),' 'cute girls,' 'sexy ladies,' etc. The last two on that list tend to be my go-to terms for what others would probably call 'waifus,' and I realize now that the reason I've always done that is because I can't stand the term either, I just never realized it.

This thread has had me thinking of this video the whole time.


The girl doing the interludes can't sing for shit. BUTTT the guy sounds like Escargoon so all is forgiven.