Video Game Crushes

HoneyButt said:
I'm disappointed I had to scroll down this far for such an obvious answer.



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Wario was everyone's childhood crush! If you try to deny it, you're definitely lying.
To those of you who are shy about it, don't worry! We all must learn to embrace our desires and love Wario, it's part of becoming an adult! Who doesn't want to be more like me, anyways? Right guys? Right?
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Wario is are lord. not are crush.
 
HoneyButt said:
I'm disappointed I had to scroll down this far for such an obvious answer.



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Wario was everyone's childhood crush! If you try to deny it, you're definitely lying.
To those of you who are shy about it, don't worry! We all must learn to embrace our desires and love Wario, it's part of becoming an adult! Who doesn't want to be more like me, anyways? Right guys? Right?
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Naw man i was all over Luigi, he was hot as hell and i took the bait. I mean wario is hot but something about Luigi.
 
MonxiasyshRema77 said:
Wario is are lord. not are crush.
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Anyone who has a purely platonic relationship with our lord and savior is a heathen, I say!

To truly love our God you must fully devote your mind and body to him 100%. Be prepared to bring garlic at his beck and call, and when the time comes, offer him your wallet. To love our lord is not something as basic as a herd of sheep following their master, but rather a swarm of devoted fangirls and fanboys prepared to sacrifice our lives to him if needed. We all wish we could be Wario and we admire him greatly...In fact, many of us take Wario as our unlawfully wedded husband or wife. If one such as yourself does not wish they could be with Wario are they suggesting Wario is not attractive enough? Is Wario's personality not suitable? Is his body not perfect? Do his games not make you moist? It is a blasphemous way to think!

Wario Waifuism revolves around the concept that our Lord Wario is far above the status of mortal men and women. We devote our lives to him and his cause alone, all while lusting over his perfect body, personality, and his everything. That does not mean we are to pursue the love of Wario, however. To pursue Wario directly would be blasphemous in of itself! Wario is above the status of mankind and pursuing him would be attempting to bring Wario's perfect status down to that of a mere mortal! We desire him from afar. We lust about him in our dreams, we write fanfictions of him, but never, NEVER do we personally intervene in the life of our Lord. You must only claim only to be the wife of Wario, but never touch. Never converse. Such is our way of life.



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Wario Waifuism Cult Devotationals take place every Saturday-Sunday in my PM box. See you then!
 
HoneyButt said:
Anyone who has a purely platonic relationship with our lord and savior is a heathen, I say!

To truly love our God you must fully devote your mind and body to him 100%. Be prepared to bring garlic at his beck and call, and when the time comes, offer him your wallet. To love our lord is not something as basic as a herd of sheep following their master, but rather a swarm of devoted fangirls and fanboys prepared to sacrifice our lives to him if needed. We all wish we could be Wario and we admire him greatly...In fact, many of us take Wario as our unlawfully wedded husband or wife. If one such as yourself does not wish they could be with Wario are they suggesting Wario is not attractive enough? Is Wario's personality not suitable? Is his body not perfect? Do his games not make you moist? It is a blasphemous way to think!

Wario Waifuism revolves around the concept that our Lord Wario is far above the status of mortal men and women. We devote our lives to him and his cause alone, all while lusting over his perfect body, personality, and his everything. That does not mean we are to pursue the love of Wario, however. To pursue Wario directly would be blasphemous in of itself! Wario is above the status of mankind and pursuing him would be attempting to bring Wario's perfect status down to that of a mere mortal! We desire him from afar. We lust about him in our dreams, we write fanfictions of him, but never, NEVER do we personally intervene in the life of our Lord. You must only claim only to be the wife of Wario, but never touch. Never converse. Such is our way of life.



PS:
Wario Waifuism Cult Devotationals take place every Saturday-Sunday in my PM box. See you then!
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Oh man, I've got this Athiest thing all wrong! I'M CONVERTING EVERYONE.
 
HoneyButt said:
Anyone who has a purely platonic relationship with our lord and savior is a heathen, I say!

To truly love our God you must fully devote your mind and body to him 100%. Be prepared to bring garlic at his beck and call, and when the time comes, offer him your wallet. To love our lord is not something as basic as a herd of sheep following their master, but rather a swarm of devoted fangirls and fanboys prepared to sacrifice our lives to him if needed. We all wish we could be Wario and we admire him greatly...In fact, many of us take Wario as our unlawfully wedded husband or wife. If one such as yourself does not wish they could be with Wario are they suggesting Wario is not attractive enough? Is Wario's personality not suitable? Is his body not perfect? Do his games not make you moist? It is a blasphemous way to think!

Wario Waifuism revolves around the concept that our Lord Wario is far above the status of mortal men and women. We devote our lives to him and his cause alone, all while lusting over his perfect body, personality, and his everything. That does not mean we are to pursue the love of Wario, however. To pursue Wario directly would be blasphemous in of itself! Wario is above the status of mankind and pursuing him would be attempting to bring Wario's perfect status down to that of a mere mortal! We desire him from afar. We lust about him in our dreams, we write fanfictions of him, but never, NEVER do we personally intervene in the life of our Lord. You must only claim only to be the wife of Wario, but never touch. Never converse. Such is our way of life.



PS:
Wario Waifuism Cult Devotationals take place every Saturday-Sunday in my PM box. See you then!
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Gonna slip into your dm's this Sunday bby
 
It was a frigid, windy, and sunless morning in the city. She was freezing cold, with her guitar in her hands. she felt abandoned, And had sexy red hair. (Oops! NOT Part of the story!) Her band "MilkCan" was on a gig for winter and they forgot about her. "Why did they forget me? *gasp!* Did I get replaced!?" Lammy, a guitarist that was forgotten by her own band members. Lammy wanted to go over and knock some sense into them, but she was to shy. She was just about to fall on her knees and weep. and then he saw her.
Monxiasysh Rema, a boy who gain attention to the poor, cheerless Lammy. "Are you okay?" asked Monxiasysh. Lammy calmed down, "yeah. *sniff* It's just...." Lammy and Monxiasysh met eye to eye for the first time. They fell in love with each other. They couldn't pull there eyes form each other. "Umm. You wanna make out?" asked Monxiasysh. With out warning Lammy grabed him over to her closer. "yes." Lammy replied as they smooched in public. It was very romantic. Every one can see the kissing. "So cute!", The sexy kissing was interrupted by one of Lammy's band mates. TO BE CONTINUED.
Part one of Tow
 
Ahem, I know this is a silly topic and I appreciate the humor but can we keep this topic semi-serious and stop it from turning into a directionless joke thread?
 
The Big Magma said:
can we keep this topic semi-serious and stop it from turning into a directionless joke thread?
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MonxiasyshRema77 said:
I'D BET YOU CAN"T ANY BETTER:mad:
That story was beautiful!
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I second the bold part, not trying to start anything, but we already have enough threads that either became nothing but jokes or were jokes or spam to begin with, I usually wouldn't say anything, but it has happened so often in recent months that it honestly feels like the forum is deteriorating at a worrying pace.
 
warelander said:
I second the bold part, not trying to start anything, but we already have enough threads that either became nothing but jokes or were jokes or spam to begin with, I usually wouldn't say anything, but it has happened so often in recent months that it honestly feels like the forum is deteriorating at a worrying pace.
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Ture.....Hmm:
 
Angler of Lake Asparagus said:
So are you sincere about your feelings for her, or was this all a big joke? And I would never put "cancer" and love in the same topic, no matter how corny your fantasies are.
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Thing one: My feelings for her are NOT a joke. As much as it sounds like it.
Thing tow: I didn't mean to put "cancer" for that note. I meant to say "inconveniences". SOMEHOW the word "cancer" slipped in.
Thing three: The fan fiction was a joke. still wish it was real though. (DANG IT! NOT AGAIN!)

The thing is someone on this website can do WAY better than i did. If someone is willing to make me a fan fic with me and lammy that be cool. (Monxiasysh! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?)Imscared:
 
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Mrs. Arrow is pretty awesome but she's married to Super Arrow.

"He was beating around the bush. So I ordered him to marry me!"

Am I the only one who thinks dominant gals are hot? Um... TMI? Anyway here's her theme song.

 
MonxiasyshRema77 said:
It was a frigid, windy, and sunless morning in the city. She was freezing cold, with her guitar in her hands. she felt abandoned, And had sexy red hair. (Oops! NOT Part of the story!) Her band "MilkCan" was on a gig for winter and they forgot about her. "Why did they forget me? *gasp!* Did I get replaced!?" Lammy, a guitarist that was forgotten by her own band members. Lammy wanted to go over and knock some sense into them, but she was to shy. She was just about to fall on her knees and weep. and then he saw her.
Monxiasysh Rema, a boy who gain attention to the poor, cheerless Lammy. "Are you okay?" asked Monxiasysh. Lammy calmed down, "yeah. *sniff* It's just...." Lammy and Monxiasysh met eye to eye for the first time. They fell in love with each other. They couldn't pull there eyes form each other. "Umm. You wanna make out?" asked Monxiasysh. With out warning Lammy grabed him over to her closer. "yes." Lammy replied as they smooched in public. It was very romantic. Every one can see the kissing. "So cute!", The sexy kissing was interrupted by one of Lammy's band mates. TO BE CONTINUED.
Part one of Tow
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Now we wait for the fan art.:sneaky:
 
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