[Poll] Which WarioWare chick would you date

[ShyGuyXXL]

There's a lot more ladies in the WarioWare universe we still haven't mentioned.
Like her <3

Or her

Or her

Tho again, she looks too young for me. But it's hard to tell with cartoon characters.

There's the nurse from Mega Party Game$:

(Now we're getting obscure)
There's Jimmy's monochrome girlfriend:

Well, ex-girlfriend I should say.
There's Mitzi:

I'm probably forgetting some more obvious ones but these ones just came to mind.

Oh, and I just realized...
You think the age thing is confusing? Diamond City has walking and talking animals. So there's also the interspecies aspect....
...
Then again, I guess in a society where animals can act just like humans, interspecies love is probably non-controversial.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Orbulon certainly knows how to disguise himself

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

Question is, why did he disguise himself in the first place? I thought they were friends...

 

[King Hehehe]

Hey man, don't judge him if that's how he wants to dress.

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

Actually wait, Orbulon wanted to make Dribble & Spitz his underlings in the next cutscene. I guess that's before they became friends

 

[Boris Carloft's Car Loft]

if anyone says kat or ana i will officially declare you a pedophile huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

What if they are like 10 themselves?

 

[Magma]

Kat

 

[King Hehehe]

Ana

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

Fronk

 

[Behonkiss]

Question is, why did he disguise himself in the first place? I thought they were friends...

Because this is WarioWare, and logic is for dummies.

 

[Metal]

None of them I'd date 5-volt, gotta get with the milf all day everyday.

 

[Magma]

Surprised no one's brought her up but of course you would.
Edit: Well brought up as someone's choice.

 

[BooDestroyer]

Orbulon certainly knows how to disguise himself

So Orbulon likes being a hooker.

 

[Robin]

Does my girlfriend count? She plays WarioWare so...

 

[Magma]

I'm bringing this sexy thread back

 

[Metal]

Wario's bringing sexy back.

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

Dang, MadameWario really let herself go.

 

[Pajamas720]

oh bby.