I want to meet Captain Syrup! I always have found "bad"(like villain bad) women attractive. Captain Syrup IS a cutie. I would ask her to train me to be her right hand man and I would help steal all the treasures and keep Wario at bay! WAHHHH
The question I have for the person below me is.. "If you could dress up Wario, what would you make him look like? Hair, clothing, accessories, e.t.c
Captain Syrup is "really ruthless and rotten", so you'd have to become a grovelling toady and somehow prove you're a good investment or worthy of her time. Even if she took you under her wing, you'd need indestructible cartoon physics, because if Wario catches you, be prepared to be shoulder-rammed through stone walls and into space!
I'd dress Wario up in his old safari kit, with pith helmet and occassional long sleeves. I'd also bring back his plane, the "Bulldog" and give him aviator goggles.
Do you think Wario could flourish if he broke all ties with the Mario franchise and became a full-fledged independent character within Nintendo?