Ask Wario!

[Dr. Mechano]

(This is a form of roleplay, isn't it? Rather than trying to tell a story, I thought it'd be fun to answer viewer questions as Wario in a more off-the-cuff manner. Let's see how that goes!)

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Wa ha ha! Eet's-a me, WAAARIO!

At WarioWare Inc.'s last board meeting (More like bored meeting - I almost fell asleep!), my employees suggested working on our social media presence by talking to my fans; They said it'd help "improve the company's reputation" and "make people think I'm less disgusting and scary." Bah! What do those worth-for-nothing ingrates know? But I guess if all I have to do to make you all buy more Wario games is to get on the internet and tell everyone how great I am, then I'm game!

So here we go! The great, handsome, smart, rich, and... uh... great Wario is here to answer your questions! So ask away, and if I don't think your questions are stupid and terrible, I'll answer them! Wa ha ha!

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

Dear Mr. Wario,

How are you coming to terms with the fact that your already-miniscule fanbase has practically dwindled away into nothingness in recent years, and that Nintendo couldn't sell one of your lousy games if they tried?

Signed,
Your biggest Flan

 

[Tiger21820]

Of all your adventures so far, what was your favorite, and why?

 

[CM30]

Why do you like garlic so much?

Do you ever plan to get the Bottomless Coin Sack back from Captain Syrup after what happened in Wario Land Shake It?

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Are you spending all your time making micro games because its easier money than treasure hunting? Or did you get demoralized by losing the bottomless coin sack. I personally still think you'll find success if you keep up the treasure hunting. But i'll support you if you just wanna do micro games all day because your the WAH!

Sincerely, Your secret admirer and long lost brother

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

Wario, when will you go out with me? Why don't you return any of my calls?

 

[Robin]

Daddy! Can I get 10 bucks to go out with my friends?

 

[Metal]

Wario if you have pizza butt don't you think you can be a delivery boy to fill in for Mona?

 

[Broder]

Dear Wario.

How do your "Friends" still work for WarioWare Inc. Even if you dont even leave a little penny?
Magic?, Maybe, They Are Dumb?, Possible

Sincerely, That Random Fan.

 

[Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX]

WARIO WHY DIDNT YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR COMPANY YOU (!$%@#(%(@#5 I SWEAR TO WAHD IM SO FED UP WITH THIS YOU ASK ALL OF THOSE STUPAD KIDS TO MAKE GAMES FOR YOU AND I DONT GET CARP SERIOUSLY TWATIO YOU ADIOT I NEED A JOB PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS ONE JUST PART TIME OR SOMETHING I DONT KNOW JUST THINK ABOUT IT I COULD MAKE THE GERATEST GAMES EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY WEVE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR LIKE FOREVER TRUST ME IM EXTREMELY TRUSTWORTHY AND AWESOME AND AMAZING AND MANLY PLEASE

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Dearest Wario-Sama

Garlic flavoured crepes or crepe flavoured garlic?

Sincerely your best man 3rd

 

[Ajnino_Taco]

WARIO WHY DIDNT YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR COMPANY YOU (!$%@#(%(@#5 I SWEAR TO WAHD IM SO FED UP WITH THIS YOU ASK ALL OF THOSE STUPAD KIDS TO MAKE GAMES FOR YOU AND I DONT GET CARP SERIOUSLY TWATIO YOU ADIOT I NEED A JOB PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS ONE JUST PART TIME OR SOMETHING I DONT KNOW JUST THINK ABOUT IT I COULD MAKE THE GERATEST GAMES EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY WEVE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR LIKE FOREVER TRUST ME IM EXTREMELY TRUSTWORTHY AND AWESOME AND AMAZING AND MANLY PLEASE

What makez u think hell give you of all peoplez a job????

Your a loser Waluigi!! And no, don't focus on the wrong your spoonz!

 

[Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX]

What makez u think hell give you of all peoplez a job????

Your a loser Waluigi!! And no, don't focus on the wrong your spoonz!

What makez u think hell give you of all peoplez a job????

Your a loser Waluigi!! And no, don't focus on the wrong your spoonz!

What makez u think hell give you of all peoplez a job????

Your a loser Waluigi!! And no, don't focus on the wrong your spoonz!

What makez u think hell give you of all peoplez a job????

Your a loser Waluigi!! And no, don't focus on the wrong your spoonz!

WOW LOILOILOILOOLOLIOLIOILOLOLOINCLOTH YOURE SPELLING AND GRAMMER IS SO TWATTY AND GIRLY YOU ADIOT MAN UP LIKE ME AND SHUT AP IM THE BEST IM WORTHY OF ANY JOB I CAN DO ALL THINGS WITH THE MOST MANLIEST OF MANLYISH QWOLITIES U PRAT HURLS YOU TO THE SUN

 

[Ajnino_Taco]

WOW LOILOILOILOOLOLIOLIOILOLOLOINCLOTH YOURE SPELLING AND GRAMMER IS SO TWATTY AND GIRLY YOU ADIOT MAN UP LIKE ME AND SHUT AP IM THE BEST IM WORTHY OF ANY JOB I CAN DO ALL THINGS WITH THE MOST MANLIEST OF MANLYISH QWOLITIES U PRAT HURLS YOU TO THE SUN

You're fired!! Good luck getting hired by a man named No one!! Wahaha!

 

[Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX]

YOUR POST IS INVALID ONLY MINE ARE VALID THIS IS A NEW RULE OKAY YOUR OPINIONS IN PARTICULAR ARE INVALID SHUT AP DIE GO TO THE SUN

 

[Ajnino_Taco]

dat rule iz so stupad and twatty ur just mad at everyting becuz u sux itz not warioz fault and no the sun givz sunburnz datz so stupad stupid sun

 

[Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX]

DIE OF RULEBREAKINGITIS

 

[Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX]

YOU DIE OF RULEBREAKINGITIS

 

[Ajnino_Taco]

*dead*

You are so annoying! Go away!

 

[Magma]

@Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX @Ajnino_Taco Are you guys capable of a real conversation or did you two just join as a joke?