Corrupt a Wish

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Granted, but you never trained enough to have that kind of ki so you'll die


I wish for a a golden wario statue from wario world to put on my desktop.

 

[Ninja_Cat]

Granted, but it's extremely heavy that not even weightlifting champions can pick up so it's stuck on the ground.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

 

[TB100]

Granted, but it's extremely heavy that not even weightlifting champions can pick up so it's stuck on the ground.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

Wish granted, but you can't use that wish.
I wish Mario Kart had Wario characters.

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

Granted, Golden Wario, Biker Wario and Wario-man only! No ware or land cast.

I wish Ashley and Red (of Warioware) appeared in Dragon ball Super as unbeatable gods that's always part of the main story and nobody hated them, and were fan favorites.

 

[TB100]

Granted, Golden Wario, Biker Wario and Wario-man only! No ware or land cast.

I wish Ashley and Red (of Warioware) appeared in Dragon ball Super as unbeatable gods that's always part of the main story and nobody hated them, and were fan favorites.

Wish granted, but they only exist in the realm of fanfiction. XD
I wish i can teleport to anywhere i want to.

 

[DanTH400]

Granted, but you can't stay in that place more than 5 seconds.
I wish i could swim in the air.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Granted but you now breath in water and have to stay there and get pruny.

I wish i could shoot yoga fire.

 

[Pajamas720]

Granted but you now breath in water and have to stay there and get pruny.

I wish i could shoot yoga fire.

granted, you're dhalsim now from street fighter, but you cant use any of your powers unless a random guy comes looking for a fight, and your only allowed to meditate otherwise.

i wish my alerts worked.

 

[Ninja_Cat]

granted, you're dhalsim now from street fighter, but you cant use any of your powers unless a random guy comes looking for a fight, and your only allowed to meditate otherwise.

i wish my alerts worked.

Granted, but now you get alerts for every little thing, such as when someone opens a new page, or each time someone types a letter in a message, causing you to have 50 million alerts each day.

I wish youtube didn't recommend the stupidest videos possible.

 

[Pajamas720]

Granted, but now you get alerts for every little thing, such as when someone opens a new page, or each time someone types a letter in a message, causing you to have 50 million alerts each day.

I wish youtube didn't recommend the stupidest videos possible.

granted, now you either get no recommendations or recommendations of good videos from dead youtube channels with virtually no content.

i wish i could vinecorrupt wishes.

 

[DanTH400]

Granted, but Grand dad, Twerking Simba and Bonzi Buddy will haunt you for the rest of the eternity.

I wish i could understand dolphins.

 

[Pajamas720]

Granted, but Grand dad, Twerking Simba and Bonzi Buddy will haunt you for the rest of the eternity.

I wish i could understand dolphins.

lol as if it doesnt already.

granted, you find out dolphins are actually evil, or at least less than innocent...

i wish peoples corruptions didnt actually apply irl so much.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

granted but they apply everywhere else


i wish for world peace

 

[Ninja_Cat]

Granted, but then A SUPER-MASSIVE VOLCANO ERUPTION OCCURS AND IT SENDS EVERYONE TO SPACE AND NOW EVERYONE RESIDES IN DIFFERENT GALAXIES WOW!!!


I wish for a non-corruptable wish that can't be corrupted with a corruption of sorts.

 

[Pajamas720]

Granted, but then A SUPER-MASSIVE VOLCANO ERUPTION OCCURS AND IT SENDS EVERYONE TO SPACE AND NOW EVERYONE RESIDES IN DIFFERENT GALAXIES WOW!!!


I wish for a non-corruptable wish that can't be corrupted with a corruption of sorts.

denied: the twin anti corruption systems end up conflicting with each other, causing the wish to corrupt itself continuously. so you dont even bother using the wish. unless you mean the anti corruption itself has anti corruption.
in which case granted, but the first layer of anti corruption gets eaten by my corruption.

i wish two more people would corrupt ninjas wish >:->

 

[Ninja_Cat]

Granted? Find out after the break!

I wish for a wish.

 

[Pajamas720]

Granted? Find out after the break!

I wish for a wish.

granted, but whatever wish you make will involve taylor swift becoming a german rapper

i wish the commercial would end so i can find out what happened to my previous wish.

 

[Ninja_Cat]

Granted, but the wrong person replied and now the corrupted wish corrupted again somehow and now you became a master ninja somehow. (your avatar)

I wish that Wario will have a great new game released next year.

 

[Pajamas720]

Granted, but the wrong person replied and now the corrupted wish corrupted again somehow and now you became a master ninja somehow. (your avatar)

I wish that Wario will have a great new game released next year.

god damnit, i cant corrupt that wish because then id be shooting myself in the foot... granted, but its a crossover game.

i wish i could be my avatar?

 

[Ninja_Cat]

Granted, but you're just the still image in your avatar and can't do anything but stand beside your messages.

I wish I was famous for a day.