So Wario walks into a bar..

[JulianT]

And he says Wah, Hello there. (Please kill me)
A silly game where we decide what Wario does and how he would react. Answer the previous So Wario and make a new one! Just follow my lead everyone!

So Wario walks into a school..

 

[TB100]

And steals all the kids lunch money and invades the cafeteria.
XD

So Wario goes shopping...

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

To buy Waluigi branded slippers and show it off to everybody.

Then Wario goes to Warioware Inc to

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Forces Ashley into making some more microgames and gets magic blasted faraway.


So Wario returns to Diamond City then...

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Walks into Mona Pizza yelling ¨Rev up those pizza ovens cuz I'm sure hungry for one!¨

So Wario devours eats his pizza and goes to the bathroom...

 

[Koopaul]

And makes a huge pepperoni and garlic covered pizza poop.

Wario leaves the bathroom and goes into his living room...

 

[TB100]

And finds a mysterious device that came right out of nowhere,
Wario then activates the device.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

...And gets transported to -of all places- Stove Canyon...

 

[JulianT]

and strips to his undies to reduce the heat.

So Wario jumps across the platforms..

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

And encounters the rock licking face boss.

So they do battle...

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

...With Wario in his smilie boxer...

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

and eventually Wario wins the battle


and proceeds to the bay where the SS Teacup used to be........

 

[Koopaul]

Wario trips and fall into the water.

Under the water he finds...

 

[607]

the sunken SS Teacup.
Upon entering it...

 

[TB100]

He finds a mysterious treasure chest
Wario opens it.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

and inside the chest is Captain Syrup's stache of pics of sexy guys with Wario's face taped on.

So he reacts by...

 

[Robin]

... laughing his ass off, because the sexy men in the pictures are Waluigi!

So Wario brings the chest back to the surface...

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

...and starts shoulder-bashing it open, which won't be easy...

 

[Boppity BopPop]

Then Wario grabs a mallet and smashes that shit open like a NUT

So wario reopens the chest...

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

...and to his anger and disappointment, there's abso-bloody-lutely nothing inside.

He turns around and sees...