Soooo when/how did Wario's cock-eye correct itself in canon?

[tahutoa]

Referenced in Smash Bros. 4 in the form of his walk cycle, which infers that he can do it at will, if only a bit, which begs the question, how and when did he get it corrected, what were the circumstances behind that in the first place, etc. The Mario v. Wario comic that can be explained in the form of his Giant Wario costume having a mismatched eye, or like, dark magic exacerbating it, or whatever, but still, I have to wonder.

You know, this handsome devil.

It was in his first appearance, the first Wario Land, and some other miscellaneous appearances before mysteriously disappearing. The question is, where did it go? Particularly, where did it go in canon???

 

[tahutoa]

WAAt was-a that you said about my vision, punk!?

Mostly unrelated, but I feel like Wario's is one of those stories where he ended up becoming a bully to feel better about himself, and always got a kick out of people commenting on his cock-eye so he had an excuse to shoulder bash them into next week.

 

[Random Adam]

I think it was cause when he was made, he was a big, dumb boi going doing bad stuff. Over time, had got a more bully, angry look to fit his stong macho personality (at least in Wario Land).

 

[TB100]

Who knows? he probably just does it at will whenever he feels like it
or it eventually got corrected by someone.

 

[tahutoa]

he probably just does it at will whenever he feels like it

My theory as far as that's concerned is that he used to not be able to help it, but now he's able to will it to go uneven. As we see in Smash Bros, it doesn't quite drift as far away as it used to.

 

[thegoodguyslose]

Unrelated, but this is a very unfortunate cutoff for your title

Spoiler: nsfw??

As for on-topic, I personally headcanon that he used the money from Wario Land to get surgery on it. He can manually do it just to freak people out, though, like how some people can do wall- or cross-eyes willingly.

 

[KingDragonWario]

I personally headcanon that he used the money from Wario Land to get surgery on it.

I would agree with that headcanon if not for the fact Wario gave all the money and treasure gathered throughout his adventure to Denpu in exchange for a castle.

 

[thegoodguyslose]

I would agree with that headcanon if not for the fact Wario gave all the money and treasure gathered throughout his adventure on Kitchen Island to Denpu in exchange for a castle.

Ack, that's true. Kind of a bad monetary decision to blow every single cent for a castle with nothing left, but what else do we expect from Wario
Maybe he had a few coins lying around somewhere and got it done somewhere shady for cheap, and that's why it comes back sometimes.

 

[tahutoa]

Ack, that's true. Kind of a bad monetary decision to blow every single cent for a castle with nothing left, but what else do we expect from Wario

Well, I've always thought of it as being like an alchemical transfiguration type deal, where the money is crafting materials for the castle, but Yeah, why else did you think the Bandits only took three bags of money at the start of Wario Land II? (Side note, only just now thought of that myself )

Maybe he had a few coins lying around somewhere and got it done somewhere shady for cheap, and that's why it comes back sometimes.

Oh puh-leeze, you know Wario's standards are too high to sink that low-- he's-a gonna wait til' he gets a guy who knows what he's doing! A little bit of double vision never hurt anybody!

 

[Metal]

" wario's cock eyedness " ??? What are you going to make a thread for next? How many times Wario's shartted himself in a Smash tourney or will in Smash Ultimate? A lot of these discussions much like previous threads before can be contained into one Wario thread not making a whole bunch of useless garbage threads. The autism on display here is pretty bad.

 

[Random Adam]

" wario's cock eyedness " ??? What are you going to make a thread for next? How many times Wario's shartted himself in a Smash tourney or will in Smash Ultimate? A lot of these discussions much like previous threads before can be contained into one Wario thread not making a whole bunch of useless garbage threads. The autism on display here is pretty bad.

In SML2 and WL1, he had a cock eye. He was asking for theories or answers to how it corrected. But tbh its a dumb question

 

[tahutoa]

"Wario's cock-eyedness???" What are you going to make a thread for next? How many times Wario's sharted himself in a Smash tourney or will in Smash Ultimate? A lot of these discussions much like previous threads before can be contained into one Wario thread not making a whole bunch of useless garbage threads. The autism on display here is pretty bad.

Like hey man, I'll have you know that I am very high-functioning.

As for the point you're making, I'll admit that I hadn't thought about that, or at least not enough to really register it. I'll go do that.

In SML2 and WL1, he had a cock eye. He was asking for theories or answers to how it corrected. But tbh its a dumb question

Putting the question in as the topic is the best way to passively invite people, because you never think about the answers to questions unless you either think of them yourself, or have them placed out before you. You don't look at a thread called "Inconsequential Queries that people like Metal will despise for being wastes of time" and immediately think "how did the Syrup Pirates know Wario had a giant-ass water tap in his castle?" or "why did Wario have a giant snake in his castle basement? If it was small when it got there, how did it get so large yet in that time never had anything done about it? Why does Wario only want it thrown out now?" Only I do that.

 

[tahutoa]

Okay so I just scrolled up to the top (to go make said throwaway questions thread) when I noticed that somebody added a new tag XD. Who did that?

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

" wario's cock eyedness " ??? What are you going to make a thread for next? How many times Wario's shartted himself in a Smash tourney or will in Smash Ultimate? A lot of these discussions much like previous threads before can be contained into one Wario thread not making a whole bunch of useless garbage threads. The autism on display here is pretty bad.

Whooaa no need for insults. This forum is inactive af so I think everyone is entitled to make as many threads as possible, whether they're BS or not.

(I don't think this thread is BS for the record, OP. I've just had my own BS threads deleted in the past which is annoying)

 

[tahutoa]

The autism on display here is pretty bad.

Whooaa no need for insults. This forum is inactive af so I think everyone is entitled to make as many threads as possible, whether they're BS or not.

(I don't think this thread is BS for the record, OP. I've just had my own BS threads deleted in the past which is annoying)

Were they BS, though?
Also, thank you very much-eh.

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

Were they BS, though?

Yeah, though not everyone appreciates my sense of humor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[tahutoa]

Yeah, though not everyone appreciates my sense of humor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That certainly doesn't sound good.

Oh yeah, that was back when I first joined I think. It was like walking in on a public stoning from how I remember it (but because this is Wario Forums they were just pebbles uwu).

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

Nah, that sounds more like Kyon, lol. I stay out of trouble.

 

[tahutoa]

I stay out of trouble.

 

[Robin]

The heck is going on here...
Look, I can agree that some threads are a bit uninteresting, but that doesn't mean we can go around and insult people. That one's in the rules of the forums.
About @Crescent-Moon Villager's humor threads, I don't see this place being home to political and social issues of the past, or even nsfw, depending on the person. If that kind of "humor" is controvertial, I think it's best to avoid it. We can all get along if we think before speaking so that we don't get our freedoms overlap other people's comfort.