Fawful. God that guy's great.
In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!
Or
Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪
The latter gives me Scooby Doo nostalgia. Probably cause come on, it's a Scooby Doo parody, and I used to really like the Scooby Doo cartoons before I played Mario games...
Other than Fawful, Bowser, Antasma, the Massif Bros... lots of characters from Mario RPGs really.
Oh, and various characters from Donkey Kong. Cranky Kong is awesome, just because of how honest he is (and how todays gamers should listen to him more):
Tough luck kid. I've been told to keep my mouth shut, as they want to keep all the good stuff for a money-making strategy guide. I'm sure some of it will appear on the newfangled 'internet' thing as well, so I suggest you take a look-see there. You could also ask your friends, assuming of course you've got any. If all else fails, you'll just have to play better.
Great advice for todays kids right there; stop expecting to be a special snowflake with prizes for 'taking part', and start winning. Or if you can't win, accept you're pathetic and find something else.