Corrupt a Wish

[TB100]

Wish granted, but you'll lose your hands
preventing you from playing or making anything

Anyways

Spoiler

I wish Ashley & Penny became a couple.

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

As the granter of this, I am able to really twist and corrupt this wish.

Spoiler: Granted, Ashley and Penny are now a couple

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I wish I had Goku's powers! >:3

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Sure but every one of his techniques run on kaioken logic so be careful.

I wish to be best friends with Spider-Man

 

[Pajamas720]

Granted, but your boiler goes off, no heating works in your house, -9 degrees all week.

I wish Blue was real! hehehe

ill take that. better than missing it completely.

Sure but every one of his techniques run on kaioken logic so be careful.

I wish to be best friends with Spider-Man

granted, you're now ant man, but minus most of his powers except for being uncontrollably and unnoticibly small.
i really wish nintendo doesnt pull an nes classic with the switch, so i can actually get one

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

Granted, but the launch games are so awful, you wouldn't want one instead.

I wish that I'll get money everyday without even working a day in my life!

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Granted but its just enough to pay rent, not including food, electric. etc

I wish i had a lifetime supply of Candy Cap's Hot Fries.

 

[blanche]

Granted, but your insulin levels spike up 1000% and you develop an extreme case of diabetes

I wish I was a wealthy woman

 

[daria]

Granted, but you get robbed constantly.

I wish for something that can't be corrupted.

 

[Pajamas720]

granted, but now you wasted a wish and get nada.

i wish for an incorruptible wish that i have to be able to use

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

granted but you didn't specify so here is a potato chip for your wish

I wish for a sexy maid

 

[Ninja_Cat]

Granted, but the maid is male (I assume you wanted a female maid).

I wish I could eat as much cake as possible without any consequences.

 

[Pajamas720]

Granted, but the maid is male (I assume you wanted a female maid).

I wish I could eat as much cake as possible without any consequences.

granted, but now eating any other food gives you a much higher risk of diabetes, acid reflux, etc. also, beware malnutrition from not eating other foods (UNLOCKED DIETING HARD MODE)

i wish we could do wish denials in addition to wish corruptions.

 

[King Hehehe]

Granted. Wishes can now be denied. I henceforth deny your wish. Wishes can't be denied.

I wish Kirby got an RPG.

 

[Ninja_Cat]

Granted, but it was incredibly rushed and got very low ratings and is near unplayable due to game-breaking glitches.

I wish that wishes were actually possible.

 

[Pajamas720]

denied, that would infer that wishes were possible in the first place :-/
jk, granted, now the world is in chaos because of wish corruptions and for some reason wario is is a real life black/asian man.
i wish my waifu was real and had a crush on meh :3

 

[daria]

Granted, but her feelings never develop further than a crush and they eventually fade.

I wish I was immune to all diseases and illnesses.

 

[Pajamas720]

Granted, but her feelings never develop further than a crush and they eventually fade.

I wish I was immune to all diseases and illnesses.

granted, you now have an infinite life span. but now the government wants to hunt you down and do experiments on you for a so called elixir.
also, something tells me you might receive a few more cat calls than wanted or expected at 59 years young
lol i wish plastic bags are a universal currency.

 

[TB100]

Wish granted, but it ends up failing leading to a another great depression which would eventually lead into WWIII. (Plus the climate would be ever more screwed then it is now.)
I wish for a good Mario movie.

 

[Rei]

I wish for a good Mario movie.

Wish granted,but it's coming out the day after we all die.

I wish for everyone to have manners.

 

[King Hehehe]

Granted. They're bad manners.

I wish I experienced less full-body pain such that I have improved voluntary mobility.