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[JoeKarta]

I beat a black belt at karate yesterday.

My next opponent is a green sock.

 

[Gizmo]

I know I posted it but there goes...

You know how we call a child who was born near the stairs?
A stepchild.

 

[King Hehehe]

Spoiler: When you throw a red rock into a blue lake, what does it become?

Wet.

 

[VilliageIdiot]

My ex wife still misses me...

But her aim is getting better!

(it's funny because marriage is terrible)

 

[Carl Johnson]

Mona Pizza has been taken over by Pizza Dinosaur now and i don't know what to do.

 

[Metal]

 

[Pajamas720]

oh good, it one of these.
i like making puns, but no one ever gets the pun-ch line.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

I'm emotionally constipated.


I haven't given a shit in days.

 

[Pajamas720]

i spent a long time without sleep on my computer. i was bound to crash out.
that wasnt a joke so much as my life story yesterday. lemme try again.

g mod sandbox servers in general: "alright, if trump can build a wall of concrete, i can build a wall of stormtroopers *banned*" you could say it went to the dark side.

plz end my suffering.

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

I didn’t believe my dad was a construction site thief until I got home. All the signs were there.

 

[Pajamas720]

lol how did the skeleton know it was going to rain? he read the weather report. but you thought he felt it in his bones, huh?

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

Why couldn't the ghost eat his lunch?

Spoiler

Because he had no body to eat with

 

[Robin]

Trump

 

[Ninja_Cat]

Akkording too da whether man, dere ar a lot of bad spellz today.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

 

[Pajamas720]

better if i could tell a riddle in person, but oh well.

Spoiler: there are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. how many are left?

499

Spoiler: how many steps does it take to put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

three. one to open the fridge, one to put the giraffe in the fridge, and one to close the fridge

Spoiler: how many steps does it take to put an alligator in a refrigerator?

four, open the fridge, take the giraffe out of the fridge, put the alligator in the fridge, close the fridge

Spoiler: all the animals in the animal kingdom race, all finish except for one animal. which one is it?

the alligator. he's in the fridge

Spoiler: a man tries to cross a dangerous river infested with dangerous cretures. hes makes it across and then dies. why?

all the animals are at the races, so they cant eat him. remember the falling brick though?

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Your mama is so dirty a sewage facility wouldn’t hire her because of sanitation concerns!

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Your mama is so dirty a sewage facility wouldn’t hire her because of sanitation concerns!

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

better if i could tell a riddle in person, but oh well.

Spoiler: there are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. how many are left?

499

Spoiler: how many steps does it take to put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

three. one to open the fridge, one to put the giraffe in the fridge, and one to close the fridge

Spoiler: how many steps does it take to put an alligator in a refrigerator?

four, open the fridge, take the giraffe out of the fridge, put the alligator in the fridge, close the fridge

Spoiler: all the animals in the animal kingdom race, all finish except for one animal. which one is it?

the alligator. he's in the fridge

Spoiler: a man tries to cross a dangerous river infested with dangerous cretures. hes makes it across and then dies. why?

all the animals are at the races, so they cant eat him. remember the falling brick though?

My kind of humour

 

[Ninja_Cat]

^^^They're not jokes, but the next one is!

Spoiler: Eww