Oh my God, seriously? Haha, wow.
Hey, I've got myself a fair share of funny IRC stories though. I went into a room (is it okay to post the name? I don't really know. It was sort of like an "underground" chat, I guess. I wouldn't want to spoil their little community) thinking it'd be a chat about breaking bad... Turned out to be a chat for dads! They all talked about their wives, kids, personal stuff, etc... They even grilled me to see if I was one of their wives undercover! It was pretty funny though, seemed like a cool group of dads.
too bad my friend at the time got me kicked out of all the rooms i used to frequent...