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tahutoa

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I remember hearing somewhere that "boys want a girl who'll only act bad for them, girls want a boy who'll only act good for them", something like that, it was some... more.. homophonic version of saying 'dudes want a girl who's only naughty for them, girls want a dude who only breaks the bad boy facade for them', like the dichotomy is written in a more "oh hey" sort of way, like "all ravens are black birds, but not all black birds are ravens," that same kind of vibe you get from the reverse there, if that makes any sense.
Anyway, point is, fuck that shit homes, I'd be absolutely cool with 'a girl who only breaks the bad girl facade for me', why the hell would I date someone who's prolly a square the rest of the time. Plus, if she's a troublemaker she's prolly also got a thick skin, which for me is good because I hate offending people but I don't like silencing myself unless it'll actively get my ass kicked, know what'm sayin'? Maybe she'd have black hair, too, mm mm.
There's also that whole thing that girls like the Bad Boy because they see it like a project of sorts, like an improvement project, and I gotta say, I very much see the appeal of that-- making someone a better person over a longass period of time, what's so bad about that?
Oh, which reminds me: FUCK Lisa for giving up on Nelson so easily. Who cares if he ended up egging the principal's house, man (he kinda deserved it in that episode, if I recall)-- first of all, he was pressured into it by his less redeemable friends, and secondly that boy very clearly needed someone like you, couldn't you see that? You saw that he was different from those three, and he was, but at that stage slip-ups can and may very well happen. AAARGH I wanted to see him improve in the long term but you pulled out far too soon and too easily. Fuckin' bitch.
 

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Oh yeah, I forgot this happened. I'd accepted the call because the area code was the same as my school's (Boston)
I still have no clue about what the guy on the other end was even saying, but he sounded just like Droopy Dog, it was textbook surreal.

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Oh yeah, I forgot this happened. I'd accepted the call because the area code was the same as my school's (Boston)
I still have no clue about what the guy on the other end was even saying, but he sounded just like Droopy Dog, it was textbook surreal.

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Speaking of surreal, dig this fuckin' psychopath
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Little did I know just what lay in store for me on my other Pac-Man World MIDI.
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I have no clue why, but I'm honestly kind of flattered that he thought I was female?
And then there's my favorite,
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if you pronounce GIF like you pronounce the name of the peanut butter I seriously must question your sanity.

Also before you cite that shit at me, the creator of the format's a fuckwit too, if he wanted it to be pronounced that way he shouldn't have A) made the g stand for graphics and 2) literally make the acronym look like gift but without the T. IT'S A FLIMSY ARGUMENT AND YOU KNOW IT. I MAY BE AN ELITIST BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT WRONG AND A PEASANT [rapid spitting with disgust]
 

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You know how chicks dig a guy who can play guitar? Maaaaan, homie I dig chicks who can play an instrument. Get me a cutie that can play an Oboe, mmmm mm know what'm sayin'
 

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I just thought about it, and Max the rabbit was literally a Non-Verbal autistic. Interesting.
Oh my God, is that why all of his decision-making totally just clicked for me as a small'un?
Because I remember that, in retrospect, there were some hoops to be jumped for some of his reasoning, but at the time I was just like ohyahyahyahnodnod.
...You know, really this is just an example of how to do representation in media correctly, know whadd'm sayin'? Like, it's never really addressed outright, but at the same time the signs were there, people tended to tOH MY GOODDD that's why Ruby talked somewhat differently when with Louise as compared to Max. AASKDHKSA I'M FUCKIN EXPLODING OVER HERE
He'd have to be non-verbal, because kids normally can't shut the fuck up if around the people they're comfortable with (I'm still like that, in case you couldn't tell), but dude was perfectly happy with just making broad gestures and things. Damn shame he doesn't have enough fingers, he could've just learned sign language. ...well, i'm sure they have some kind of system for that whole thing, anyhow... despite the bunny hands <3<

"cupcake...!"
"no. not yet."

man, my fellow tard would be something like 22 goddamn years old or smth right now. And I remember thinking that Cool Kid rabbit, who was 7 1/2 (and possibly voiced by Beast Boy, now that I think about it), in much the same way that Ruby and Louise did. Kids are weird about seniority like that, man-- I suppose that's just because that's what they're more-or-less taught as a result of social interaction.
 

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Ma' boy reminds me of, like, the guy who made Potion Seller and TVFilthyFrank, comedy-wise, kind of makes me think somewhere between. Still a good amount of territory to chart on that front, but I'll get there eventually. Really I'm just extremely grateful that I've been given the opportunity to get to this point (where I start to mirror them because their comedic skills are superior to mine), because I don't really have anyone else that I so effortlessly click with besides my cousin, and even then we still don't have as many shared interests. stupidface is a Bloke whose similarity to myself I think is what caused us to be doomed to eventually hang *hang-ten hand gesture*, but we're not at that Event Horizon of being so similar to where it's like "...alrigh'", know what'm sayin'

Oh my GOD our friendship is like the USS Cygnus.
Well, y'know, before Reinhardt decided to put all power to main thrusters.
and believe me when I say that he'll know exac'tc'tc'tc'ly what I mean when I say th't that just ties it all together, doesn't it
 

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I keep seeing all these people on FB that are more-or-less the same age as me and thinking "jesus christ they all look so FUckin OLD" but I keep forgetting that it's actually me who looks a good 3-4 years younger than is normal. I don't look all that much older than my brother when I have a clean shave, and he was born 3 3/4 years after me. I dunno man, it's just like, dudes go from looking like they're twelve to looking like they're fuckin' 34, and tbh I hate the overly masculine parts of my body, like dark arm hair, so I'm pretty thankful that I'm even as cute as I am. I feel like more of an NB on the inside, I suppose, than a "man", but I don't have any problems with being referred to with he/him or what-have-you. The fact that I felt flattered when that Kyle Hill fuck on Disqus thought I was a girl is kind of "concerning", for lack of a better term, but only in the sense that I have no idea what the future will be. I feel like I'm the sort that would still think to refer to themselves as a Bloke that does Wario remixes, even if female. Definitely gonna need some more months of introspection before I have anything more to believe about myself, if that makes any sense. It's sort of hard to put into words.
Assuming this does lead somewhere, I can't imagine that my parents wouldn't give me the expected "you are confused" spiel, kind of like how when I said I'm pretty sure my brother's ace, or demi at the very least, my Ma told me exactly what every asexual's testified to hearing, the whole "you haven't found the right person" shit, but the fact that I simply can't understand tells me I'm probably right, but I digress. In life I've learned that the end goal for anyone should probably be fulfillment, and I mean like the umbrella term, because you can lose fulfillment, but you can also gain it back through achieving whatever was all of a sudden missing from the puzzle.
 
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