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tahutoa

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I'd argue, but then I realised it's a bit strange to reply to a post by someone who likely won't ever be back.
What are you talking about-- do you mean them or me. Because if you meant me, then color me extremely confused.
 

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overwatch isn't that good, and looking at my profile picture you can see why

but besides that i believe the actions blizzard has done to try to keep the game alive are really forced among things, not talking about including lgbtq+ characters, adding more characters is what i'm talking about
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good luck balancing literally 30 heroes around eachother, blizz
 

tahutoa

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overwatch isn't that good, and looking at my profile picture you can see why

but besides that i believe the actions blizzard has done to try to keep the game alive are really forced among things, not talking about including lgbtq+ characters, adding more characters is what i'm talking about
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good luck balancing literally 30 heroes around eachother, blizz
I like how literally every portrait looks like a different artist drew it.
 

tahutoa

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I will be honest.Talking about Smash with many just frustrates me, I feel like my level of understanding makes a good discussion impossible but I will humor this message board anyway, so on December 28-29th I got this game, I didn't look at spoilers at all since E3 because I didn't want to be spoiled by them. It was all surprising, but not a good surprise I am dearly sorry to say.(for people who haven't bought the game yet don't!) So. I got the game out and tried out Fox and WHAT THE FLIP, there is a directional air dodge but it doesn't do shit?? Alright so in Melee you could wave dash, every fucking individual and their fucking mom know that, but it's so arbitrary and pointless to bring it back here when you can't wave dash with it there's no approach options and you can't wave dash into u-smash! What the fuck do you were thinking?? Nintendo wkae up!? That is why melee is still thriving because there's depth to it, smash 4 loweres the skill celing to like five feet and it's fucking shit. now you can literally spam shit with shitty k. rool and that's literally it, fox is shit now i cannot believe how much they fucked him up. I'm a falco main and i couldn't even bring myself to unlock him because THE UNLOCKS ARE POOP but that's a topic for another day, now let's move on to King K. Rool because King K. Rool is the shittiest choice I cannot believe it. That they put him in. It's like why would you put it the ugly poopface into this shitty smash 4 port, just because people fucking begged for it on twitter for years and years because they have no life??? AND RILEY, AND ISSAC, FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL....people have been asking for wavedash and l-cancel for literally fucking decades and nintendo doesn't listen because they are a stupid company that doesn't like money nowadays. but when you fucking poopfucks ask for a fat crocodile waifu bait shitcuck they add him he hasn't even been in a game for like years, fucking shitcock. but that's the kind of person Masahiro Sakurai is nowadays, I wish we could put him in the time machine and get back Masahiro Sakurai I know... from 2001... The one that knew how to make an intellectually designed, sophisticated fighting game.i am so done with these new Smash games. fuck you nintendo. it is so strenuous to be a melee fan in this day and age.
 

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I will be honest.Talking about Smash with many just frustrates me, I feel like my level of understanding makes a good discussion impossible but I will humor this message board anyway, so on December 28-29th I got this game, I didn't look at spoilers at all since E3 because I didn't want to be spoiled by them. It was all surprising, but not a good surprise I am dearly sorry to say.(for people who haven't bought the game yet don't!) So. I got the game out and tried out Fox and WHAT THE FLIP, there is a directional air dodge but it doesn't do shit?? Alright so in Melee you could wave dash, every fucking individual and their fucking mom know that, but it's so arbitrary and pointless to bring it back here when you can't wave dash with it there's no approach options and you can't wave dash into u-smash! What the fuck do you were thinking?? Nintendo wkae up!? That is why melee is still thriving because there's depth to it, smash 4 loweres the skill celing to like five feet and it's fucking shit. now you can literally spam shit with shitty k. rool and that's literally it, fox is shit now i cannot believe how much they fucked him up. I'm a falco main and i couldn't even bring myself to unlock him because THE UNLOCKS ARE POOP but that's a topic for another day, now let's move on to King K. Rool because King K. Rool is the shittiest choice I cannot believe it. That they put him in. It's like why would you put it the ugly poopface into this shitty smash 4 port, just because people fucking begged for it on twitter for years and years because they have no life??? AND RILEY, AND ISSAC, FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL....people have been asking for wavedash and l-cancel for literally fucking decades and nintendo doesn't listen because they are a stupid company that doesn't like money nowadays. but when you fucking poopfucks ask for a fat crocodile waifu bait shitcuck they add him he hasn't even been in a game for like years, fucking shitcock. but that's the kind of person Masahiro Sakurai is nowadays, I wish we could put him in the time machine and get back Masahiro Sakurai I know... from 2001... The one that knew how to make an intellectually designed, sophisticated fighting game.i am so done with these new Smash games. fuck you nintendo. it is so strenuous to be a melee fan in this day and age.
damnit you got me
 

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overwatch isn't that good, and looking at my profile picture you can see why

but besides that i believe the actions blizzard has done to try to keep the game alive are really forced among things, not talking about including lgbtq+ characters, adding more characters is what i'm talking about
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good luck balancing literally 30 heroes around eachother, blizz
Overall OW is pretty fun for me, I only casually play once in a while on my brother's account though, but I agree that they've been releasing new heroes way too quickly. I keep hoping that they'll just stop making new heroes one of these days and focus more on balancing old ones so that way I don't feel totally clueless coming back after a few months. It's the main reason why I still haven't bought the game for myself.
 

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While I'm at it getting the gears turning.
I think Melee is a bad game. Up tilt is harder to perform than any game later than it besides Brawl on a Wiimote out of doing nothing because you can't turn tap to jump off. Wavedashing isn't the same distance for every character, the roster is unbalanced, Sheik's attacks are overly strong compared to any other game and I don't know if I'm actually a good player because I don't want to play netplay. I think Smash 4 is slow, obsolete, and some matchups are unfair for no reason at top levels (example Mario v. Pit is in Mario's favor) and even with Lv. 9 CPUs. Ultimate is better because you have more options. More options to recover, approach, combo, throw people with DK all because you can parry into options and air dodge to recover disregarding the latter option. It's Melee only every character actually has a chance to approach and not get wobbled or edgeguarded at 0% and you really need a fast response time to play instead of muscle memory something that will break your controller or hurt your hands. Casually Melee is fine and fair until someone gets the first hit and hitstuns an opponent for too much damage until it's deemed unfair and a reason why Adventure Mode is impossible past normal mode. Maybe I haven't played Smash 64 to understand and yes there is hitstun in Ultimate but it's dumbed down for the most part.
 

tahutoa

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While I'm at it getting the gears turning.
I think Melee is a bad game. Up tilt is harder to perform than any game later than it besides Brawl on a Wiimote out of doing nothing because you can't turn tap to jump off. Wavedashing isn't the same distance for every character, the roster is unbalanced, Sheik's attacks are overly strong compared to any other game and I don't know if I'm actually a good player because I don't want to play netplay. I think Smash 4 is slow, obsolete, and some matchups are unfair for no reason at top levels (example Mario v. Pit is in Mario's favor) and even with Lv. 9 CPUs. Ultimate is better because you have more options. More options to recover, approach, combo, throw people with DK all because you can parry into options and air dodge to recover disregarding the latter option. It's Melee only every character actually has a chance to approach and not get wobbled or edgeguarded at 0% and you really need a fast response time to play instead of muscle memory something that will break your controller or hurt your hands. Casually Melee is fine and fair until someone gets the first hit and hitstuns an opponent for too much damage until it's deemed unfair and a reason why Adventure Mode is impossible past normal mode. Maybe I haven't played Smash 64 to understand and yes there is hitstun in Ultimate but it's dumbed down for the most part.
Here's one that's related to this:
I don't give a fuck about any "wave-dashing" or "L-canceling", all this bullshit that these tryhard-ass Smash players constantly talk about. I don't even know what the hell half of it means
...I think? Uhhh. Correct me if I'm wrong here:
L-cancel: Some kind of shit that makes Air Dodging's incapacitating factor not work or something
Wave Dashing: some shit that Luigi's really good at cause of how floaty he is.
Wobbling is that thing the Ice Climbers do
"Edgeguarding" is just 'being a cocksucker', no buts about it (and "making everyone fucking hate you", too)
I don't like Smash anywhere near as much as I used to, but Luigi is at his best in Melee, and is actually fun to play as in that one consistently.
In my mind, Super Sudden Death with around 15-25 lives is the most fun to play across all the games I've played from the series (haven't touched Ultimate since Christmas, and don't really want to either: it just feels wrong, and the default launch ratio has been dialed down way too far).
Plus, I can actually hold my own against my brother, who is better at every video game I've played than I am (except for the ones that he hasn't).
 

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I like how literally every portrait looks like a different artist drew it.
They copied every wrong thing from Team Fortress 2, even Valve revealed how character designs work:

I will be honest.Talking about Smash with many just frustrates me, I feel like my level of understanding makes a good discussion impossible but I will humor this message board anyway, so on December 28-29th I got this game, I didn't look at spoilers at all since E3 because I didn't want to be spoiled by them. It was all surprising, but not a good surprise I am dearly sorry to say.(for people who haven't bought the game yet don't!) So. I got the game out and tried out Fox and WHAT THE FLIP, there is a directional air dodge but it doesn't do shit?? Alright so in Melee you could wave dash, every fucking individual and their fucking mom know that, but it's so arbitrary and pointless to bring it back here when you can't wave dash with it there's no approach options and you can't wave dash into u-smash! What the fuck do you were thinking?? Nintendo wkae up!? That is why melee is still thriving because there's depth to it, smash 4 loweres the skill celing to like five feet and it's fucking shit. now you can literally spam shit with shitty k. rool and that's literally it, fox is shit now i cannot believe how much they fucked him up. I'm a falco main and i couldn't even bring myself to unlock him because THE UNLOCKS ARE POOP but that's a topic for another day, now let's move on to King K. Rool because King K. Rool is the shittiest choice I cannot believe it. That they put him in. It's like why would you put it the ugly poopface into this shitty smash 4 port, just because people fucking begged for it on twitter for years and years because they have no life??? AND RILEY, AND ISSAC, FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL....people have been asking for wavedash and l-cancel for literally fucking decades and nintendo doesn't listen because they are a stupid company that doesn't like money nowadays. but when you fucking poopfucks ask for a fat crocodile waifu bait shitcuck they add him he hasn't even been in a game for like years, fucking shitcock. but that's the kind of person Masahiro Sakurai is nowadays, I wish we could put him in the time machine and get back Masahiro Sakurai I know... from 2001... The one that knew how to make an intellectually designed, sophisticated fighting game.i am so done with these new Smash games. fuck you nintendo. it is so strenuous to be a melee fan in this day and age.
I also tried Smash Ultimate, wavedash fucking sucks, it punishes you more easily than airdodge by not letting you grab the ledge. They also nerfed Dr. Mario's bedsheet making it impossible to deflect, also why did they have to make both Luigi and Dr. Mario not throw to the left their opponent? As long default Mario doesn't get obsolete?

World of Lighting is literally a rehashed Event Mode (the most ignored modes ever). What happened to All Star mode, what happened to Break the Targets mode, what happened to the Baseball event?

Oh and Nintendo Swith Services are the final nail on the coffin, let alone 25 dollars on DLC. F2P games confirmed to kill Super Smash.
 

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"Nintendo is taking down emulator sites because they're not having revenue and it's piracy"
*Greenlights the USB Pro Controller so you can play emulators comfortably*
Wow Reggie Fils truly left a legacy to discuss about.
 

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I prefer Hitman: Absolution to Blood Money.
Absolution was streamlined and crafted, Blood Money feels clunky.

I dislike Super Metroid.
The whole thing just feels... slow?
 
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