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Wario Related Dreams
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I had one.
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TLDR: Illness, imagination and a lack of a Wario game can make you question your sanity.
I don't know, Wario's face still looks like one of those creepy Asian demon masks to me.
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I was ill. Trying to sleep with a high body temperature always causes my brain to work with no control and/or a way to stop it. Just laying down and watching nonsense that your mind produces.
It was something like a Nintendo's E3 Digital Event. I don't really remember the whole list of titles, but the ending part was the most vivid. Reggie was like "But that's not all. We have just one more thing to show you. It was really hard to include everything we wanted you to see about it, so we give you this. Please enjoy this 17 minutes long movie about an absolutely new game with an absolutely familiar character".
It was a cartoon, with a nice ancient-esque style, like what would you expect from a cartoon based on a legend. The story was about a peaceful world from the past that looked like something Asian with all those culture/folklore things. And then, there were scenes of demons(?) destroying stuff and harming people and a screen with a text about oh-how-bad they are.
The next scene was a Mario-like samurai(?) character standing inside a building, looking around, ready to attack. Then something black rushed on him, making him fall. After that, there was a scene of that character trying to stand up, looking at the direction of the black mass shocked. The mass shaked a few times and morphed into a Wario-like... thing. It was completely black with some white details and a white mask on its head that looked like Wario's face but less lively. It wasn't fat, but it had a pair of massive jaws on its chest with a tongue sticking out of it. I don't know, it curled itself in its tongue, so its silhouette looked exactly like Wario's.
After that, there was a short fighting scene with Mario-like samurai winning and that Wario-demon-whatever-it-is vanishing.
I don't clearly remember what happened next. That demon somehow possessed the Mario-like samurai, visually turning him into a mix of Mario in a samurai outfit and the current Wario. He used him for his own various motives, mostly just pleasing himself.
Then there's a female character. A Peach lookalike in the same Asian style. She was looking for the samurai, trying to rescue him. His soul called her to the demon's lair. The demon tried to fight her but he physically couldn't lend a hit. That Peach lookalike told something about the power of love and called the soul of the samurai herself. The Mario-samurai was saved by this, and the demon started to move fiercely, trying to attack both. He was constantly shapeshifting as if glitching, destroying his own lair without control, and the last thing was him curling in its tongue again screaming in pain, getting stuck in the form of current Wario. The lookalikes ran away, and the Wario-demon got crushed by a falling wall of the lair.
The next scene was a place from the "current" time, something like Diamond City. It was just Wario looking down on something. The camera moved down to reveal that one of his hands looked as usual, and the other was black, just like the demon's.
After all that animation, there was the name of the game. It was WarioW*something*. WarioWrath, if I remember correctly.
And then I got up, feeling worse than before that sleep :/
It was something like a Nintendo's E3 Digital Event. I don't really remember the whole list of titles, but the ending part was the most vivid. Reggie was like "But that's not all. We have just one more thing to show you. It was really hard to include everything we wanted you to see about it, so we give you this. Please enjoy this 17 minutes long movie about an absolutely new game with an absolutely familiar character".
It was a cartoon, with a nice ancient-esque style, like what would you expect from a cartoon based on a legend. The story was about a peaceful world from the past that looked like something Asian with all those culture/folklore things. And then, there were scenes of demons(?) destroying stuff and harming people and a screen with a text about oh-how-bad they are.
The next scene was a Mario-like samurai(?) character standing inside a building, looking around, ready to attack. Then something black rushed on him, making him fall. After that, there was a scene of that character trying to stand up, looking at the direction of the black mass shocked. The mass shaked a few times and morphed into a Wario-like... thing. It was completely black with some white details and a white mask on its head that looked like Wario's face but less lively. It wasn't fat, but it had a pair of massive jaws on its chest with a tongue sticking out of it. I don't know, it curled itself in its tongue, so its silhouette looked exactly like Wario's.
After that, there was a short fighting scene with Mario-like samurai winning and that Wario-demon-whatever-it-is vanishing.
I don't clearly remember what happened next. That demon somehow possessed the Mario-like samurai, visually turning him into a mix of Mario in a samurai outfit and the current Wario. He used him for his own various motives, mostly just pleasing himself.
Then there's a female character. A Peach lookalike in the same Asian style. She was looking for the samurai, trying to rescue him. His soul called her to the demon's lair. The demon tried to fight her but he physically couldn't lend a hit. That Peach lookalike told something about the power of love and called the soul of the samurai herself. The Mario-samurai was saved by this, and the demon started to move fiercely, trying to attack both. He was constantly shapeshifting as if glitching, destroying his own lair without control, and the last thing was him curling in its tongue again screaming in pain, getting stuck in the form of current Wario. The lookalikes ran away, and the Wario-demon got crushed by a falling wall of the lair.
The next scene was a place from the "current" time, something like Diamond City. It was just Wario looking down on something. The camera moved down to reveal that one of his hands looked as usual, and the other was black, just like the demon's.
After all that animation, there was the name of the game. It was WarioW*something*. WarioWrath, if I remember correctly.
And then I got up, feeling worse than before that sleep :/
TLDR: Illness, imagination and a lack of a Wario game can make you question your sanity.
Well now that you mention it...
Wonder if those things inspired the giant head boss from Wario Land 1?
Part of last night's dream of mine involved that there was gonna be a new Donkey Kong game. Like the Mario spinoffs, but it's Donkey Kong rather than Mario. I was checking out what characters will be playable. All of them where characters in the entire Mario universe. (So no Link, or any Inklings, or Isabelle and any villagers from Animal Crossing.) WarioWare characters were included. I was very surprised to see
AND I FANGIRLED AND WANTED THE GAME!! LIKE DIS GON BE GUD! PLAYIN AS OBEELON (sometimes I sound like that when I say his name very fast) WIT DONGY DONG!!
Orbulon
I had a nightmare that my Dad turned into Tiny Wario and started chasing me back when I was a kid.
I didn't go back to sleep that night.
I also had a dream that Wario Land 3 was playable on the original Game Boy. The dream soon turned into a nightmare when I saw Vampire Wario's sprite on the original GB in four shades of gray.
Vampire Wario than turned into his bat form flew out of the Game Boy screen and than I woke up.
I didn't go back to sleep that night.
I also had a dream that Wario Land 3 was playable on the original Game Boy. The dream soon turned into a nightmare when I saw Vampire Wario's sprite on the original GB in four shades of gray.
Vampire Wario than turned into his bat form flew out of the Game Boy screen and than I woke up.
I've had Wario land dreams in the past. They often had really creative enviorments or level design.
And just this night, dreamed of somehing interesting.
I was doing some sort of google image search of something wario related.
I saw a box art of Wario Land 3, featuring Wario crouching in front of Hidden Figure face, with a white crystal-ish background.
And then there were a few videos of Wario land 3, showing Wario walking throught some sort of beatiful village. The houses in the background had a purple theme, and the night really created some nice ambience, with the feeling of moonlight, and the lights in the windows.
And I remember thinking - how did I forget Wario land 3 had such a nice level?
Well, turns out - because it was just a dream, and it never had such a level.
And just this night, dreamed of somehing interesting.
I was doing some sort of google image search of something wario related.
I saw a box art of Wario Land 3, featuring Wario crouching in front of Hidden Figure face, with a white crystal-ish background.
And then there were a few videos of Wario land 3, showing Wario walking throught some sort of beatiful village. The houses in the background had a purple theme, and the night really created some nice ambience, with the feeling of moonlight, and the lights in the windows.
And I remember thinking - how did I forget Wario land 3 had such a nice level?
Well, turns out - because it was just a dream, and it never had such a level.
Well aren't we all dreaming a lot about Wario as of lately? 
Unless I can't remember, I don't think I've dreamt of Wario specifically before. It's a little strange because I dream about everything and everyone I like sooner or later. I need to play a lot of Wario Land sometime and have a dream about it.Well aren't we all dreaming a lot about Wario as of lately?
Well, I've had a bunch of Super Mario Odyssey dreams lately. And even a cool Breath of The Wild dream.
But Wario related dreams is something that doesn't happen as often.
When it does thought, the games I see are full of so much creativity... But even if I do remember the details, there might be some things in them that just won't work in real life...
Heh, I was pretty obsessed with Odyssey for a while (and still am a little), yet I only had one or two Odyssey dreams. When the wanted dreams do happen, they tend to be really good and somehow easier to remember than bad dreams.
I think if Wario gets a new Wario Land, chances are that I'll be obsessed with that for a while and suddenly dream about the greedy king.
Aw man, last night I had a dream where I was playing a WarioWare Gold demo on the 3ds xl that was bought yesterday for me to share...
I was bringing it around playing mad microgames...
I was bringing it around playing mad microgames...
Sorry for double posting, but
I tried drawing Frank from memory.
His mustache either looked like that, or like Wario's as far as I can remember.
I tried drawing Frank from memory.
His mustache either looked like that, or like Wario's as far as I can remember.
I once had this bizarre dream that I was at some kind of party, and someone was trying to assassinate me. I didn't know who would do it or when, all I knew was that someone was after me. Wario was there, and apparently he had caught wind of it too. He offered to take out the assassin for me, and then the dream ended. Some time after that, I had another dream where Wario was Shrek. Like there was no plot to the dream or anything, Wario was just Shrek.
In last nights dream of mine, I was playing Wario Land 3, (which I have been playing a lot and this wait for WW Gold leaks is still killing me) but whenever I shouted "WARIO!" Wario looked at me and winked and gave a thumbs up. It was like he could hear me.
Not sure if I ever told this before, but I once dreamt Wario was roaming around town on his bike in real life. He looked pretty damn realistic in that dream, like a fat biker with a grin. He stopped at a bar I used to frequent back when I was in uni, and I'd introduce him to my friends at the time. It was such a common looking dream if not for Wario being there.
Once I had this sweet dream where I was in some sort of alternate universe where Wario and Shantae and all other video game series I love were extremely popular and successful (Even more than Mario) and eveyone was obsessed with them and there were tons of merchandise and books and whatnot and even the newspapers wrote about a new Wario game being released.
If this was only real...
If this was only real...