Wario-related randomness

The Norm said:
Nice try, Glowsquid. You can't brainwash me into believing Spitz of all characters was born a dog. Just look at him striking that animu cat pose. Look at his whiskers. His squished little cat mouth. That impossibly articulate tail.
This little shit isn't a dog and I don't appreciate your species denial propaganda, Glowsquid.

The only theory I'd be willing to tolerate is that perhaps our dear furry friend Spitz is a trans-species cat, or the reverse, whatever the fuck correct terminology for a tranny is, but such a theory has a snowball's chance in hell of being true given Takeuchi's known hatred for trans-spec. furries. Shame, considering all the progress made in Gold with its interspecies sex scenes.
Come on, Goro Abe. It's 2019. Give the writhing SJW worms what they want.
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What is wrong with you? Go back to r/incels or r/redpill or wherever the fuck it is you hateful monsters breed these days.
 
Yeah, probably.

Then again, given the Spitz thing really does make no sense, he'll probably say Young Cricket and Karate Joe are the same person.
 
Karly Kong said:
What is wrong with you? Go back to r/incels or r/redpill or wherever the fuck it is you hateful monsters breed these days.
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Your dedication towards tracking me everywhere I go and desperately chucking hateful buzzwords my way is astounding. If your intentions in signing up are really that transparent, and I can rely on the moderation team's common sense to keep out toxic, humorless, emotionally abusive creatures like you, then I imagine you'll get a hefty ban coming your way shortly.

CM30 said:
Cold war? More like a normal war.

Wonder if that controversial ex DK Vine member will join?
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Honestly, and I say this with complete sincerity - don't believe everything you hear. I've heard he was a pretty nice guy.
 
Glowsquid said:
I went back to add @テクニカル諏訪子 translations of the Japanese WW Gold bios he did here to the Super Mario Wiki and what I found blew my fucking mind.
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I ended up taking down the tweet because turns out it was a mistranslation, making this bizarre chapter in wario forums history entirely pointless.

I probably should have double-checked first, but I'll cope to maybe getting a little too excited when i thought "wait what the fuck is a pomenarian" and finding the first google result said "pomenarian are part of the spitz group" lmao
 
Glowsquid said:
I ended up taking down the tweet because turns out it was a mistranslation, making this bizarre chapter in wario forums history entirely pointless.

I probably should have double-checked first, but I'll cope to maybe getting a little too excited when i thought "wait what the fuck is a pomenarian" and finding the first google result said "pomenarian are part of the spitz group" lmao
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Time to hand in your Mario Wiki resignation Glowsquid. A journalistic slip up like this cannot be allowed to stand.

Seriously though, how amusing that this is all one big shaggy dog story.
 
Are you 12? I ask both because you reek of 12 year old homeschooler and also because you apparently hit the "post reply" button 12 times out of rage at your dial-up internet that you've been forced to put up with ever since your poor mummy had to cut off the Virizongin subscription because of her meth addiction. Don't worry - happens to the best of us.


To prevent embarrassing incidents like this in the future, might I suggest looking into Buddhism, the art of patience, contentedness, and resolute sexuality? Mastering peace in oneself can keep those impatient feelings out and move better ones in. Certainly, it's helped me repress my "post reply" button mashing urges. I kept the icky sticky "fetish" (it's not a fetish!) part of it a secret during my teens and my mum never knew, so I'm sure your folks won't mind.
 
Wow. I love how mature that was.
I did not press the reply button 10 times( I counted, there's 10).
It was probably my tablet, which doesn't cope well with having multiple tabs open - which I did.
So please, let's not have another war over you saying a stupid thing.
 
CaptainDrewBoy said:
Wow. I love how mature that was.
So please, let's not have another war over you saying a stupid thing.
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NOOOO
don't feed the troll
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CaptainDrewBoy said:
Yeah!
How do you guys feel about Wario's obsession with money?
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I feel like it's a means to an end. He doesn't seem like a hoarder, honestly. To me, his cash grab schemes are more about the idea of succeeding than the actual money itself. Wario only got that castle to get back at Mario, but once he stopped giving a fuck about what Mario was doing he started living in that modest hovel we see at the start of Inc. and in Master of Disguise. In other words, he's got the obsession with gaining money that rich people do, but not the hoarding what he's already got part. It's like an artist with any project. Once it's finished, you get that "I did it" high for a little while, but then you feel the need to start on another project like within two days.
 
CaptainDrewBoy said:
Yeah!
How do you guys feel about Wario's obsession with money?
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I think it can be pretty comical to see him think of crazy ways to get money. It can give off new ideas even if the plot is the same. Plus i like seeing him succeed at earning it. Also i think its pretty funny to learn that he mostly spends his money on food which I can find extremely relatable.
 
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