At first I read the URL as saying cuckman at the end and really that is just too fitting isn't itThat doesn't surprise me. Nintendo's German localization/marketing division in the early-mid 90s was pretty lousy. Around the same time that games like SML3 were getting butchered, they also snuck some innuendos and other trite into Link's Awakening.
actually these dialogue bits wouldn't look out of place as posts made by Metal.
Metal (totally) said:Give me your juice, I'll give you mine...
NEVER WITHOUT A CONDOM
Do you have any sorrows, hardships or problems?
!STOP THE WAR!
GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!!