Wario headcanons?

[Boris Carloft's Car Loft]

In WL4, I always interpreted the end credits music as Wario reminiscing on all his adventures, or the "time he had forgot." Plus you can see his memories projected onto the background! i look into things too much hue

Any other Wario related headcanons?

 

[CM30]

Not really a Wario specific headcanon, but I always liked to blame Carpaccio from Master of Disguise for security problems in the Mario and Wario franchises. His motto is always backdooring security, and it would explain why both Peach and Bowser have such bad security systems. Easy to rob that way!

 

[Glowsquid]

is daughter of

 

[Metal]

is daughter of

Don't you think you're forgetting their cousin?

 

[Magma]

is daughter of

Ashley isn't anything like Noire or Morgan...

 

[King Hehehe]

Yes, but Noire and Morgan really don't look much alike either, to be fair. Ashley does have the same hair color as Tharja, and is adept at magic (high Magic stat) but has a really low success rate (terrible Luck stat, like Tharja). I mean, if we're getting into FE:A breeding mechanics, it actually would work.

 

[๖ۣۜHex Scout]

I think y'all are missing the simple answer. Ashley's a Touhou character huehuehue kill me please.

 

[Magma]

Not frilly enough.

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

Things turning into an Ashley thread without me behind all this?! MADNESS!

Can somebody explain to me what a headcanon is and I'll take part in this? :3

 

[Magma]

Yes, but Noire and Morgan really don't look much alike either, to be fair. Ashley does have the same hair color as Tharja, and is adept at magic (high Magic stat) but has a really low success rate (terrible Luck stat, like Tharja). I mean, if we're getting into FE:A breeding mechanics, it actually would work.

Well, personally I wouldn't say Ashley is adept at magic...

 

[Metal]

I don't think Fronk is 9-volt's pet but an intergalactic bacteria that was brought onto Diamond City through Orbulon's oinker.

 

[๖ۣۜHex Scout]

I heard somewhere a long time ago that Wario was good friends with Toadette. It was long ago, I could be remembering the wrong.

 

[Magma]

In Mario Party 6 their team name is Secret Friends.

 

[๖ۣۜHex Scout]

That makes me question, what do they even do together?

 

[Mario123311]

I like to imagine Wario has a black cat in memorance of Shokora, personally...


I'm fluffy like that, okay?

 

[Metal]

I'd like to imagine Red Brief J is a Punjabi Playboy.

 

[Yikes Spike]

Wario tried to usurp Mario at some point.

 

[Metal]

Princess Merelda is probably Saria just escaping her woes as a sage.

 

[Koopaul]

Waluigi one day met Wario and claimed to be his long lost brother, but Wario himself doesn't even know if that's true.

 

[Yikes Spike]

Waluigi one day met Wario and claimed to be his long lost brother, but Wario himself doesn't even know if that's true.

And both agree it should stay that way, since Dr. Mario is the only who can do DNA tests.

 

[Magma]

dr. wario is a great doctor