I like to think that Mona has all kinds of household utilitys in nose shape, like this:
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Given her fixation on noses (Gold digger microgame, online diary) this would be totally in character.
 
Sorry to bump this, but... oh boy a headcanon thread! let me start.

• Most of 9-Volt's nintendo collection was inherited to him by his mother.
• Wario actually despises italian food. (because it reminds him too much of Mario.)
• Ashley & Sarissa have a rivalry, due to both of them being witches, & thus are always outdoing each other
• Mona was taken in by Manager Joe, after her parents left her for adopation. (They didn't want children.)
• The halloween comic released in 2015, took place before ashley's debut in touched, which is why she had friends, & her place looks different.
• Ashley never likes to talk about her old life. (Especially when it comes to her parents)
• Wario's greed came from the fact that he was raised in a poor enviorment.
• Wario is not an idiot, but he tends to stroke his own ego, A LOT!!!!!
• Wario & Waluigi are both massive motorsports fans.

(there's actually more where that came from, maybe enough for it's own thread, but that's enough for now)
 
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These lines from Ashley's theme:

I'm a slave to my spellbook, and yes it's true,
I don't have as many friends as you
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends
And if you say "no", you're toast!

I always believed those lines were spoken to Wario. Before she met Wario, she was mostly friendless (because she's scary). But Wario wasn't afraid of her ( because he doesn't afraid of anything) and Ashley admired Wario and related somewhat with him.

I always pictured Wario as a hero to weirdos and outcasts. He's a man who is feared by the normal. A man who stands resilient against society and any force that stands in his way. He is the counter-culture of his world. While Mario is a clean cut goody two shoes. Wario is a total badboy.
 
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Are There actually People who Think he is Stupid?Huhwaht?:
Because he isn't.
He knows how to Pilot a plane, Rocket, bike, and car, built an entire factory to honour himself and built a friggin Helmet that can teleport him into the TV in mere seconds!
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You'll be very suprised.Grrr: ("Hell even nintendo sees him as stupid these days")
 
Hey, Wario is not the brightest, for sure. That's because he doesn't care, he doesn't want to think. He goes by as an egocentrical and careless idiot, until something catches his interest, and always involves money. Only then, does he actually think and do genius stuff.
 
Are There actually People who Think he is Stupid?Huhwaht?:
Because he isn't.
He knows how to Pilot a plane, Rocket, bike, and car, built an entire factory to honour himself and built a friggin Helmet that can teleport him into the TV in mere seconds!
:cool:
I recall reading in one of the many interviews glowsquid has posted that Wario was chosen for the Ware series because he often does stupid things or something like that.
 
I recall reading in one of the many interviews glowdquid has posted that Wario was chosen for the Ware series because he often does stupid things or something like that.

If look closely, WarioWare is exactly how Wario thinks. He made a game, that is quite addicting and original, challenging and simple to play, with crazy quick ideas put together, in an attempt to get money (which worked in real life, btw). Asks for friends to help, then takes the money for himself.
So it's a genius idea, made in a dumb way for greed, and Wario got what he wanted!
 
Hey, Wario is not the brightest, for sure. That's because he doesn't care, he doesn't want to think. He goes by as an egocentrical and careless idiot, until something catches his interest, and always involves money. Only then, does he actually think and do genius stuff.
If look closely, WarioWare is exactly how Wario thinks. He made a game, that is quite addicting and original, challenging and simple to play, with crazy quick ideas put together, in an attempt to get money (which worked in real life, btw). Asks for friends to help, then takes the money for himself.
So it's a genius idea, made in a dumb way for greed, and Wario got what he wanted!

Sorry, i just felt Nintendo forgot, that this was the same guy that built a full blown city, invaded not one, but two entire lands in his eariler days, Has saved multiple dimensions, & even in the Warioware games, he is shown to have full out robots in some of his Mircogames, and the fact that he learned how to make games in just days is impressive, ("Which is why it pisses me off, that he didn't know how to make games in D.I.Y, though I have my own reason for that.") I understand that wario was always meant to be a comic relief character, but it felt that since SSBB he has been flanderized by Nintendo, to where now, he's just an idiot who farts and eats all day ("Yes I know he had these traits in eariler games too, but it wasn't as bad as it is now.) Plus I personally just wanted Nintendo to merge both the badass wario and the comic relief wario, to where yes, he's not the brightest tool in the shed, and his ego can make him do
Stupid things, but he's still a very cunning man, who knows how to survive, and do the things he does.
(Sorry for the rant, I just needed an release)

TLDR I'm sick of nintendo treating him as an farting idiot, and I just want nintendo
To respect his more badass aspects again.
 
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I think we can all agree that Wario is a strong, independent Man who likes crazy things, doesn't care what others think, does sometimes stupid things because he does what he wants and is unexpectedly smart.

But i think we're getting off track. Let's talk about Headcanons!
 
Here are my Headcanons/theories.
●Orbulon has bad blood with Dribble and Spitz because they shot down his Alien Buddies in Game and Wario.

●Dr Crygor and E. Gadd are Rivals.

●Dr Crygor produces the devices that Wario and Waluigi uses in Sports Games.
●Master Mantis is a father figure to Young Cricket.

●Penny used to lived somewhere completely different and moved shortly before the events of Smooth Moves to her Grandpa so she can study at Diamond Academy which is known to have an excellent education. She talks to her parents via phone.

●Mike has a Side-job as DJ in Disco Sugar.

●9-Volt and 18-Volt also appear as DJs in Disco Sugar.

● Pyoro wasn't always a Wario Ware Game. Wario buyed the Pyoro Franchise during the Events of the first Wario Ware Game. It became one of their most popular franchises and they developed many Games of him.
 
my ¨theories¨:
  • Wario is the mayor of Diamond City.
  • Mona is (half)-Italian.
  • The sea around Diamond City is the same sea as the one in which Kitchen Island lies.
 
I'll go ahead & list more of my headcanons, ("Because why the hell not")
● Diamond City and Toad Harbor are one and the same. ("Due to both of them resembling San Francisco") they are just in different locations
● Wario tends to have a soft spot for cats for some reason ;)
● Jamie T. is an artist, & James T. performs ballet.
● Dribble & Spitz go to a famous sci-fi convention every year (Complete with cosplay)
● Ashley & Orbulon both hate each other mutually after the events of touched, so the warioware crew has to keep them seperated just so they can prevent an all out brawl. Edit: This has aged incredibly well, lol.
● Wario was pretending to be stupid in D.I.Y, so he can help the player,
● Ashley has a shit list.
● Wario was out of town when they did Rhythm Heaven Megamix, so they had to get the wrestler to cosplay as him,
● Mona and the Police don't tend to get along very well.
 
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