tahutoa
Reaction score
683

Profile Messages Latest activity Postings Resources About Inventory

  • All that music is is hearing a leitmotif where you didn't realize there was one and saying goddammit with more and more frequency as you continue studying it.
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    Case in point: listen to "Ice Challenge" and "Zaktan's Temple" from Bionicle Heroes GBA. I just now realized that they're secretly the same fucking song but with a different disguise on. I'm very angry and impressed. ...Is there a word for that? Like the reaction everyone has to an amazing pun? ...the Germans probably do. since German is pretty much just English but better because they'll make words for important things (see: Schadenfreude).
    like, a dedicated word for the "oh, goddammit; you fucking clever bitch" sentiment. Someone forward me to that.
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    The thing is, sometimes songs that share a leitmotif sound almost completely different -- take Bedlam Falls and Pachyderm Shrine from Tak 2 for example -- which is a fabulous thing, because it means you only have to compose one song, then find a bunch of ways to make it sound nothing like itself, but in such a way that if someone listening were to later become a music fag (such as myself) they would hear it and clap with an angry expression on their face.
    Sometimes I wonder if I'm not a #cooldude for actually using the "forbidden" words nigger or faggot*, but every time I've been witness to literally any form of transphobia I revel in the fact that I get so disgusted.

    Mom says I need to let things go sometimes, but fuck that in this case, that just ain't cool. Thankfully in the case of my brother it seems it's because he's a dipshit, like I was prior to, say, 2015? It's my fuckin' old-ass man using 'must be in the middle of transitioning' to make fun of some cat with a girly voice that was working the Thunder Mountain Railroad station, after I pointed out their name tag in response to his initial misgendering (that at least I could excuse, it's a sound assumption, I suppose), that sticks out in my mind.
    ...For what it's worth, *I* thought his voice was very cute as soon as I heard it uwu

    *mostly because I'm a man of context, and also because faggot doesn't mean gay and hasn't for five goddamn decades almost, I don't care what anyone says
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    God, my 5-Volt thirstpost was a lesson that will haunt me even though I was the only one that found it outright cringey even when the wound was fresh.

    ...the drawings I did of the fledgling adult 5-Volt *are* still pretty hot, though. Maybe that helped to ease the blow. I ain't that great an artist but I know what a good lookin' body looks like, goddammit, and 5-Volt is one hot mama (literally).
    stupidface
    stupidface
    I would totally bang a lot of (LEGAL AGE) anthro characters tbh.

    But holy shit dude, be careful how much personal info like this you post, there be stalker creeps out there
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    True. And true (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
    Where did you graduate, a correspondence school?
    (starts to leave, pauses, turns back)
    You're fired.
    Okay, so backwards swallowing apparently is not as common as I thought, because literally everyone I've talked about it with gets confused and thinks I'm talking about vomiting, the internet thinks it's either 'tongue thrusting' or 'gleeking,' and those both ain't it. I think someone MAY have said regurgitation like birds do, but probably not-- if they did I'd applaud them though because this last one's the closest, probably. The difference is I can't draw from my stomach, just my esophagus.

    In other words, this ability is extremely useful for getting rid of annoying-ass mucous or rescuing a piece of gum that I accidentally start to reflexively swallow, or something like that.
    "Backwards swallowing" is exactly what it says on the tin; instead of moving things from the mouth to the esophagus, it moves things from the esophagus to the mouth. Simple, really, but for some reason certain people can't wrap their heads around it??
    Heat waaaave, tropical heat waaaave,
    The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising,
    That she certainly can, can-can
    OH GOD THE INSIDE OF My THROAT ITCHES
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    I wonder if it was caused by
    A) doing Fat Albert voice for too long
    B) I have a tonsil stone or some shit
    C) Backward swallowing has "BETRAYED ME!!!!" (Or, in other words, I just did it too often.)

    I'm pretty sure it's a combination of A and C.
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    My brain is weird when I'm tired, man. I get really honest about how horny I am and regret posting anything emotionally revealing, then when I get up the next day it's the opposite. Also my laptop's about to die so I guess it's bedtime boiiiis
    • Agree
    Reactions: Random Adam
    Random Adam
    Random Adam
    I can relate, goodnight
    Crescent-Moon Villager
    Crescent-Moon Villager
    Sleep deprivation has the same effect on the brain as alcohol consumption
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    That's what I thought. So, I guess now we know that I'm a lovey-dovey, horny-morny drunk.
    Why do girls have smaller feet by default? What the hell kind of evolutionary dis/advantage would that even have?

    ...Well I mean I guess it's kinda sexy.

    .......that right there's probably the reason isn't it.
    Just a Wario Fan
    Just a Wario Fan
    I thought they have smaller feet because woman are on average shorter, thus less heavy, so their feet need less surface area?
    Robin
    Robin
    Yes, because they're smaller overall
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    have you ever seen anyone say something like "aw hell yeah this guy's got giant fuckin' clown feet" though.

    Even if you DID like that, though, If you said so, you'd probably be given a few *questionable glances* by anyone who'd been on the internet long enough.
    I don't know about you, but I'd be much more afraid of Snowmiser than Heatmiser. At least when you do something that pisses off Heatmiser he immediately flares up and shouts at you. Not so with Snowmiser. With him I'd imagine he'd just keep acting all jovial and jokey in response to everything, until suddenly he *doesn't,* and as someone who can only read emotions through body language and verbal responses, the idea of that is terrifying to me. I'd much rather work for Heatmiser. ...especially because his little workers are so cute uwu

    Well, actually, they're probably about as tall as my mother, and just look small in comparison, because Mrs. Claus in that movie is *tall,* nigga, and Heatmiser's still about a head and a half taller. Which brings me back to Snowmiser being more imposing than him, because he in and of himself is a head and a half taller than Heatmiser, speaking in terms of their heads and not a regular sized person. The man would be taller than the room I'm sitting in right now (Heatmiser would reach the curtain rod, probably).

    Dammit I did it again: I originally typed this at 5:40pm.
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    ...god, I'd totally dig dating one of the heat imps. One of the higher-pitched voices that you hear in the song.
    Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX
    Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX
    i didn't know text could give me an ulcer
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    I did. It's happened before. Usually it's whenever I commit a faux pas-- a side effect of having The Auts. Sometimes I'm unintentionally creepy, or physically aggressive towards my brother in a public space-- nothing serious, mind you, I just push him around, mostly-- but I always try to apologize immediately after.
    ...the longer I go without a response the less flippant and jokey my responses will get, and the more I want to cry, as I found out that last time. But, I guess I should be thankful that I'm getting to be more self-aware and in-tune with my emotions.

    ((Wait, which part, the part where I say Snowmiser's just a little over one story tall or the part where I want to fuck an imp--))
    I dreamed that the Scooby gang was taking refuge from some gaggle of evil folks, and these farmer-type guys, dressed in all-blue versions of that Chinese outfit that Gohan wore at the beginning of DBZ, told them they could stay with them, because since they were farmers, they could use their go-to crop for anything to help them out. The building they stayed in looked like the run-down shack the WWI Flying Ace sneaks into when behind enemy lines in France, but in the *style* of the buildings of Apotos from Sonic Unleashed. Once everybody was inside, the farmer guys started laying what were essentially scaled-up dry spaghetti noodles on all the shingles, covering every place the enemy could come from, so that they would slip on them like they were logs on a river. After that was done, they used these same noodles as blankets, grabbing a pile and distributing it over themselves like you'd spread out a deck of cards.

    Note: this post is from literally 2:30pm and I forgot to finish writing it.
    Hmmmm, the Intro and the Ending themes for Best Friends Forever may follow the same leitmotif, I've realized. While playing this one preset along to the Ending theme, I ended up playing some of the notes from the Intro, and they pretty much match up.
    Fun fact: when I'm working in Polyphone, when I need to get a sound to play the proper tone, I play (anywhere between the first 2 to) the first 9 beats of the Crescent Moon Village bass line (E, E G, G A, A B A G A E) if I want to get it right, without fail. It's really useful for nailing the location of where the root key should be, because it spans the majority of an entire octave, I know all the keys involved (and it sounds cool hehe).
    In other words, instead of searching for C, I search for E, then when I think I've found it, move up 3 notes and play that. If I hear the next note of the progression, then I know I've found the moon, and can calculate how many spaces to move the root key.
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    If it sounds a bit off when I think I've found E, I'll move the root by one more, and as a bonus effect I'll know which direction to move the root in terms of octaves as well.
    I'll be the candle, eh?
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    You know, they should've suspected that Arthur was going to be the next Santa, considering how much he took after his dad, and Steve took after his mom, in the ways they behaved and looked at problems (which is a subtle detail that you only realize after thinking about it).

    So... Arthur's going to be on his... 5th mission, this year? 6th?
    Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX
    Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX
    tahutoa-san is maximum g3y confirmed
    I just typed out the word minuscule, and for the life of me I have apparently never seen this word written out enough to know that it is not spelled miniscule.

    In other news, I'm helping beta test Polyphone 2.0, because Davy has won my heart with his lovely little handy dandy .sf2 creator.

    Also fuck me I STILL want a handy dandy notebook, 16 goddamn years later. IT'S A NOTEBOOK SHAPED LIKE A CHAIR, and I mean, anything Steve said was useful had to be useful-- as any young child knows, the man was a god among men. But as we all know, Elijah must be carried on the chariot of fire to heaven, leaving his protege Elisha to continue his legacy
    He grimaced! Made a face! Didn't like the sound that was comin' out of his own head!
    but he was just a toy.
    Maybe he was wired different! who knows?!
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    The fact that dude still had most of the color in his mustache during the story makes me feel like it took place a good 15-20 years before he told it to the granddaughter.
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
Top