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""Lift's not working!" (...)
Then a female face wearing a baseball cap appeared at the railing.
"Why not?"
"Jam," Tim and I said simultaneously.
"It's jammed?"
We pointed, and she finally looked down into the foyer.
"Oh. Oh my."
"Don't touch it, it eats people""

Was it even possible for Crescent Moon Village to live up to how awesome its stage theme is?

This morning I dreamed about an alternative godzilla vs king ghidorah fight. The bit I remember most was when ghidorah lit godzilla on fire, and it didn't do much-- the effects of him absorbing the fire, watching it cascade over his back spikes and stuff, that was cool-- but then godzilla fell over, and caught fire again? Which was kind of funny. When ghidorah went over there to inspect the body, though, godzilla started snoring after a second, and I was like oh shit, what a troll. He then was now leaning on him, preventing his escape (godzilla was much larger in the dream. Oh, and ghidorah was completely cybernetic). When ghidorah decided to fuck off, and began flying away-- silently-- godzilla got up and started charging his laser (what a *troll* my dude). Dude shot lightning from his two-pronged metal tail, but because Toho, it only made contact for a little bit and kind of wobbled out of his path. I missed out on ghidorah's demise-- thankfully, because I was rooting for him this time around.

You know, a French accent sounds pretty nice if it's relatively thin, so to speak. The thicker the accent, though, the more annoying it sounds, like the person's got a bad case of the psychicpebbles.

Magma what the fuck

"This book is dedicated to Google Street View for reminding me what the building on the corner of Creek and Ann looked like. Thanks for saving me the bus fare."

Headcanon: Armored Armadillio used to be a poster boy for a circus. He was the future's top-rated trapeze artist.

@stupidface Do you know of any way I can get at the music sequence files from a SNES rom, or the samples, at the very least?

"In order to facilitate the ability to sing a melody at first sight, or 'sightsing,' Guido used what we know today as the 'Guidonian Hand.' In the Middle Ages, the hand was used as a mnemonic device to facilitate memory for things like the number of days in each of the 12 months, the arrival of the next full moon, and much more. The hand was also used to help learn and perform music." *diagram of a hand with a bunch of shit written on it*

bruh

There's a Russian man named Vlad Konovalov that made an instrumental for dePeche Mode's "I Feel Loved" and it literally sounds just like the original minus the vocals. It's a damn shame it doesn't have more views, because I think even the original synth man from the band would be impressed.

Okay, for real, does anyone know how I can make lyrics to something sound pretty much exactly like the lyrics from WL4's intro/credits in terms of sound quality? Like @boris-carlofts-car-loft, for example? Or @stupidface, probably-- you never know what he knows, just like a real Jester

welcome to mc https://drive.google.com/open?id=1XandsHft6hpQ2ibl9EXppSkqw5mP9Qa3 donald's

It amazes me how atmospheric the Legend of Zelda's "Labyrinth" still is, despite only having 3 sound channels.

This assignment I have to do says to list all the equipment I'd have in my "dream studio" and how it'd all be connected, then has the audacity to tell me that I can't list a laptop, it has to be a desktop. That's kind of understandable, since you'd practically tear your arms off when the cord lengths run out and you're suddenly snagged on a metric ton of metal and plastic and shit, but at the same time, *FUUUUCK yooouuuu.* The setup I already have is good enough for me, why isn't it for you?
Just gimme the synth Dan Wentz uses, the name of that marimba-ish sample from Up in the Trees, and a quickstart guide on how to make synth presets, and I'll be good as far as my setup goes for the perceivable future. Get lost, old-timer.

This morning I had a dream where I was recording footage of a non-existent GBA WarioWare title, but I was apparently recording it in GIF mode, so the part that I was glad was recorded, where someone was speaking in sync with Wario's mouth movement, had no sound.

To be honest, though, recording footage in GIF format should exist.

"The vertical positions of the neumes were not sufficiently differentiated so as to show the pitches." Well if they were supposed to help you remember the notes to hit, then what the fuck was the point in writing it down?

It's a damn shame that hommes & femmes don't become childhood friends more often. Because THEN they don't have to worry about going out and spending a shit ton of time trying to figure whether someone they want to fuck is actually the sort of person they'd like to be around, since they're no longer 6 years old and as such can't distinguish lust from legit attraction, are extremely anti-social and afraid of even admitting the desire to be FRIENDS with someone else.

Which is worse, being grammatically shit *every time*, or being inconsistent? My vote's on the latter.

I bring it up because apparently my brother's History teacher is like that.

Going through my Music Production class; can I just say, how *old* of a muhfugga do y' gotta BE to spell it as "Plug-ins"? My God.

Wait-- *is* my generation responsible for "yeet"? Ewwww...