tahutoa

My thought process within the last few minutes was:
man, my left ear hurts
why isn't adjusting my earphones and/or glasses working, my left ear STILL hurts
oh yeah, i can do that thing where I rub the part of my head my ear's pressing into
I'm gonna go on Wario Forums to talk about how I've got a big head.
How to phrase it, though...
I'll pose it in the form of a question; "guess how you can tell that I'm descended from a tribe of homo sapiens that--" Oh cool the sky is a rainbow

("mated with neanderthals somewhere along the line" is the rest of the question)
I've been glancing out the window often enough to see the rainbow fade from this pastel gradient into a sort of 50% gray shade. But uhhh this has been a window into the mind of me.

Okay, so you know how I was going on about those moments where you'll recognize a leitmotif and it makes you go "oh goddammit" right. Well, I had another one of those. Using Audacity (so as to make transcribing the song easier), I discovered that the bassline for Up In The Trees is the FUCXFkdIN bsalline for. IT'S ICE CHALLENGE AGAIN.

You know, ironically enough, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is one of my LEAST favorite tracks on the album, and the damn thing's named after it. Ringo's drumming really stands out there, though (to the point that it was sampled for the Megaton Walk).

WEEELLLLL, F U C K .

Polyphone decided to fuck the file when it was supposed to be saving the latest series of name changes, and now, after re-opening the program (goddamn shitstick motherfu) it tells me "Sorry, I don't feel like it. CORRUPT (PDTA). FUCK YOU"

I've been going through Twisted in Polyphone (especially now that I've become aware of ShyGuy's wishes to get his hands on one), and I gotta say, it'd be pretty fuckin' handy if there weren't so many goddamn presets. MAYBE half the samples wouldn't sound like they were *coming from another room* if you DIDN'T HAVE SO MANY GODDAMN PRESETS TAKING UP SPACE, NINTENDUS.

I just beat gold. I wish the voices for some of the characters were more consistent with previous appearances, but hey, at least Wario sounds less bassy (like in smash bros) and closer to his previous incarnations.

"This calls for a special dessert. What would you like, Pokey?"
*resists the urge to immediately blurt out "you"*

Wait a minute... isn't there a LittleBigPlanet character that's literally got UwU for a face?
It's not the Queen, but she DOES have capital U's for eyes. Anyone know who I'm thinking of?

New track: https://soundcloud.com/tahutoa/turaga_cr1tikal_says_get_goin

never forget the fact that Pokemon used to have human rights, and also never forget that it was insinuated that humans and Pokemon would date each other in the past, which, of course, implies that humans and Pokemon toooootally fucked on the regular, bro. NGL that's pretty hot.

New track! Try to guess what I leitmotifed. https://soundcloud.com/tahutoa/heist-manila-mania

All that music is is hearing a leitmotif where you didn't realize there was one and saying goddammit with more and more frequency as you continue studying it.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm not a #cooldude for actually using the "forbidden" words nigger or faggot*, but every time I've been witness to literally any form of transphobia I revel in the fact that I get so disgusted.

Mom says I need to let things go sometimes, but fuck that in this case, that just ain't cool. Thankfully in the case of my brother it seems it's because he's a dipshit, like I was prior to, say, 2015? It's my fuckin' old-ass man using 'must be in the middle of transitioning' to make fun of some cat with a girly voice that was working the Thunder Mountain Railroad station, after I pointed out their name tag in response to his initial misgendering (that at least I could excuse, it's a sound assumption, I suppose), that sticks out in my mind.
...For what it's worth, *I* thought his voice was very cute as soon as I heard it uwu

*mostly because I'm a man of context, and also because faggot doesn't mean gay and hasn't for five goddamn decades almost, I don't care what anyone says

WHO NAIRRRSSSS, MYYYY MOUNTAINNNNN...
GO BACK! OR YOU ARE...
DoOoOmmMM...

Where did you graduate, a correspondence school?
(starts to leave, pauses, turns back)
You're fired.

I should see if I can find a means of recording an X-Ray video of the muscles at work. THEN I'd rub it in everyone's FACES >oo

Okay, so backwards swallowing apparently is not as common as I thought, because literally everyone I've talked about it with gets confused and thinks I'm talking about vomiting, the internet thinks it's either 'tongue thrusting' or 'gleeking,' and those both ain't it. I think someone MAY have said regurgitation like birds do, but probably not-- if they did I'd applaud them though because this last one's the closest, probably. The difference is I can't draw from my stomach, just my esophagus.

In other words, this ability is extremely useful for getting rid of annoying-ass mucous or rescuing a piece of gum that I accidentally start to reflexively swallow, or something like that.
"Backwards swallowing" is exactly what it says on the tin; instead of moving things from the mouth to the esophagus, it moves things from the esophagus to the mouth. Simple, really, but for some reason certain people can't wrap their heads around it??

Heat waaaave, tropical heat waaaave,
The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising,
That she certainly can, can-can

backward swallowing can kinda scratch it, granted, BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP MUCH

OH GOD THE INSIDE OF My THROAT ITCHES