¨Actually, I do some other things during my breaks, but it's not appropriate for young boys... so have your mother explain to you someday. It's not easy to say out loud... I looked at something for adults. Even though I looked behind me to make sure no one was looking, it seems someone found out. I guess I'm a man after all!¨- The professor in WL 4 on the Japanese Wario Land 4 website according to Mario Wiki...