Wario headcanons?
forgivb me, i have the big gay.
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suspecting you were on something harder than sleep deprivation
Dayum son! the sheer amount of time and effort you put into this little headcanon is seriously fucking crazy yet at the same time, quite impressive.
Like shit, you even drew images and shit to acompany it and everything, like holy shit...what a ride.
I gotta give you props here, it's quite impressive.
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Yeah, I knew about Mr. Firefighter (found out about him yesterday
actually-- thus bringing the notion that she was a single mom to an end 
).While you can't see it here, those little orange domes house those shitty rotating siren lights that you see in cheap plastic ray guns, and they're made to be a reflective metallic blue color.
All the contrasting colors and all-around tacky look just screams cheap toy helmet. Plus, the helmet is facing the wrong way to be a firefighter helm, and more closely resembles a hard hat than a firefighter helmet by far, specifically a run of the mill toy hard hat (interestingly, the model of hard hat we associate with the term is apparently still quite popular in Mexico, if the multiple unrelated Mexican pages showcasing them are to be correlated at all).
(sprites from the first WW-- lamps aren't very orange here but then again this was also the game that made Wario's nose redder than a tomato, so)
I am completely in over my head with this and there is no way that 5-Volt is actually this amazing and I am incredibly desperate for an amazing woman to sweep me off my feet but think about it how much do we actually know about her? Even in Diamond City a lot of 9-Volt's shit would be considered a commodity, so where did it come from?
Who's to say his mom didn't make it, coincidentally acting as an exaggeration of how as kids we were certain that mom could make anything from scratch and it'd be top shit universally?where is my tinfoil hat?!
I am way into seemingly simple characters having a really interesting background, especially when the person it belongs to doesn't deem it important enough to talk about, when it totally is. I want 5-Volt to be one of those and be as high-technicaaaal as her son goddammit.
Ha ha, it's getting late again :]
But yes.
Giant tl;dr:
I headcanon that 5-Volt is what we know 9-Volt has the potential to become.
Especially because if you really think about it picturing 9-Volt acting just like his mother as an adult isn't really all that hard.
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Really I have to thank you all for bearing with me (especially you TB, you made me feel a lot better about it, and the fireman hat stuff was food for thought, so thanks for that as well
)I was actually so nervous when I saw the alerts tab a few hours ago, and now I kind of feel silly for it, yet at the same time I can't help but wonder if I made this headcanon seem kinda shit
Ah well, I suppose I could only seem half-crazed since I was coming up with things as I went-- but, buy and large I've had the "5-Volt is essentially 9-Volt Sr." thing in my head for a good year or so already. I don't really have many other WW headcanons besides 'those pig hotels all compete with one another' and that the distances between major locations is a bit farther than it's made to appear.
hey do you think if they had wario trading cards mona would be the Jack for all four suits, and like she's in the different outfits for all her jobs
cuz that would be top kek
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humma humma ding a D O N G !
Stuff like this is why I come to these forums. This is super cool.
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Wario draws tattoos on his arms with markers sometimes, just so he can see how he'd look with them. He never gets any real ones, though, because to get something tattooed well is expensive and he doesn't want anyone to mess up his "super cool original designs."
Including but not limited to: him blowing a raspberry, a miniature rendition of the arm he is drawing it on, a clove of garlic with his nose+mustache, the number of copies WarioWare sold, fat stacks, Mario's Tombstone, his tombstone (just to fuck with people; comes with obligatory nose+mustache)
1. Wario doesn't do well in dark environments-- with his pupils almost always being the size of pinpricks, it's safe to say that he has the opposite problem of people with unnaturally dilated pupils (his probably get to be normal size at their largest) and red eyes (you know, since his irises are unnaturally thin).
2. He has a form of 'Idiopathic craniofacial erythema (permanent blushing)' or a mild case of Rhinophyma affecting his nose-- the latter is obviously more likely, but I like the former more, because Wario's nose doesn't look like it'd be bumpy at all-- quite the opposite in fact.
2. He has a form of 'Idiopathic craniofacial erythema (permanent blushing)' or a mild case of Rhinophyma affecting his nose-- the latter is obviously more likely, but I like the former more, because Wario's nose doesn't look like it'd be bumpy at all-- quite the opposite in fact.
Yeah, I knew about Mr. Firefighter (found out about him yesterday
All the contrasting colors and all-around tacky look just screams cheap toy helmet. Plus, the helmet is facing the wrong way to be a firefighter helm, and more closely resembles a hard hat than a firefighter helmet by far, specifically a run of the mill toy hard hat (interestingly, the model of hard hat we associate with the term is apparently still quite popular in Mexico, if the multiple unrelated Mexican pages showcasing them are to be correlated at all).
View attachment 8586(sprites from the first WW-- lamps aren't very orange here but then again this was also the game that made Wario's nose redder than a tomato, so)
fuck dude why is this so huge how do i shrink this--
also hey guys it's wario's explorer hat
Plus, it's pretty obvious that Fire Man Sam isn't around 9-Volt a lot, to the point where the only reason we know he exists is because 9-Volt and Smash Bros. say that he does. The poor bastard has his bedtime before his dad comes home, and that's assuming the man doesn't live in the firehouse. On top of that, whether or not 9-Volt's dad is his father is up in the air, as well. The fact that he calls him Dad implies that he's been around for quite a while, but you never know.....
As for the electrical wiring, maybe 5-Volt herself could've done it. I mean, she does have supernatural abilities heightened by Mom senses and even further by Epic Gamer Skills, but those Smash Bros. cards also mention that 5-Volt is not only able to create a perfect dish, which for any mortal being should be impossible, but a perfect dish several days in a row, for the sake of consistency-- that sounds a bit like a secret science geek to me, I dunno about you...
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I am completely in over my head with this and there is no way that 5-Volt is actually this amazing and I am incredibly desperate for an amazing woman to sweep me off my feet but think about it how much do we actually know about her? Even in Diamond City a lot of 9-Volt's shit would be considered a commodity, so where did it come from?
where is my tinfoil hat?!
I am way into seemingly simple characters having a really interesting background, especially when the person it belongs to doesn't deem it important enough to talk about, when it totally is. I want 5-Volt to be one of those and be as high-technicaaaal as her son goddammit.
Ha ha, it's getting late again :]
But yes.
Giant tl;dr:
I headcanon that 5-Volt is what we know 9-Volt has the potential to become.
Especially because if you really think about it picturing 9-Volt acting just like his mother as an adult isn't really all that hard.
((PS I kept in the original version of the helmet timeline in case you wanted to see her without the visor))
fuck yo couch
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AlexanderTheGreat1778
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Wario idolizes Freddie Mercury.
Wario inhaled garlic powder once.
It's his drug.
Some more I wanted to add:
-Wario gives terrible advice
-Wario would be a total uncle
-Wario is a terrible liar
-He once tried to scam people through fake giveaways.
- He tries to go to the gym more often but he can't get his lazy ass off the couch
-Wario once bought 8 pizza boxes for his employees but instead ate them all
-Tells bad Dad jokes
- He has a to do list that consists of annoying people, sleeping, eating, etc.
- For an hour He'd sit on his throne in his castle and laugh (like in wario world)
-If Bowser ever told mario and the gang to hurt each other for money, they would all disagree except for wario, who'd sweat profusely.
- Spends 30 minutes in the bathroom "perfecting his look"
- Spends 10 minutes complimenting himself in the mirror
- Cried at a sad movie when his favorite character dies, but tried to hide it by saying his "eyes were sweating"
-Picked his nose so much it started bleeding and he had it get it checked out
-Would smoke a cigarette if offered
-Once swore in front of the younger employees (Kat,ana, 9-volt, Penny, Ashley) and never apologized or tried to hide it.
-Can lift his whole car
-Will lose it if you beat him in a board game.
-Would break every bone in your body for a cracker
-Punched a shark in it's nose
-Burned down a village once
Oki dokie that's enough
It's his drug.
Some more I wanted to add:
-Wario gives terrible advice
-Wario would be a total uncle
-Wario is a terrible liar
-He once tried to scam people through fake giveaways.
- He tries to go to the gym more often but he can't get his lazy ass off the couch
-Wario once bought 8 pizza boxes for his employees but instead ate them all
-Tells bad Dad jokes
- He has a to do list that consists of annoying people, sleeping, eating, etc.
- For an hour He'd sit on his throne in his castle and laugh (like in wario world)
-If Bowser ever told mario and the gang to hurt each other for money, they would all disagree except for wario, who'd sweat profusely.
- Spends 30 minutes in the bathroom "perfecting his look"
- Spends 10 minutes complimenting himself in the mirror
- Cried at a sad movie when his favorite character dies, but tried to hide it by saying his "eyes were sweating"
-Picked his nose so much it started bleeding and he had it get it checked out
-Would smoke a cigarette if offered
-Once swore in front of the younger employees (Kat,ana, 9-volt, Penny, Ashley) and never apologized or tried to hide it.
-Can lift his whole car
-Will lose it if you beat him in a board game.
-Would break every bone in your body for a cracker
-Punched a shark in it's nose
-Burned down a village once
Oki dokie that's enough
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I don't get it. Can you explain it?
Metal was telling me to
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Ashley is secretly a Monster Hunter and Zelda fan (Really, she's kinda of a fantasy RPG type of gamer in general),
The reason why she kept it a secret is because she wants to have a reputation of someone who has no time for silly little things like video games.
Though it was never a very well kept secret to begin with and as she opened up to the cast more and what not, it's not really much of a secret that she's one anymore.
Yeah...only one this time, I do have more, but not feeling for a list this time.
Also totally not inspired by the badge arcade collabs a couple of years back, nope, not at all.
The reason why she kept it a secret is because she wants to have a reputation of someone who has no time for silly little things like video games.
Though it was never a very well kept secret to begin with and as she opened up to the cast more and what not, it's not really much of a secret that she's one anymore.
Yeah...only one this time, I do have more, but not feeling for a list this time.
Also totally not inspired by the badge arcade collabs a couple of years back, nope, not at all.
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