Wario headcanons?

[Yikes Spike]

If there was smoking in the Marioverse Wario would definitely smoke big ol cigars.

Note: I'm not advocating smoking. I'm just saying its something Wario would do. And you should rarely do things Wario would do.

Apparently he does.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Apparently he does.

His left arm is lookin' a bit funky there. Why is it so scrawny?

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Princess Shokora awaits the day she will see Wario in heaven since after helping her out she would like to further their friendship. Let's hope Wario doesn't end up in the UnderWhere.

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

Apparently he does.

Now that's an edit if I've ever seen one. xDDD

 

[Yikes Spike]

Bayonetta wonders if Enzo is the long lost Wario brother.

 

[Yikes Spike]

 

[Yikes Spike]

I always thought that Wario makes a "woooshing" noise while dashing on Wario Land 4. Wario abuses his immortality skill by standing on the middle of a street and wait to get run by a car and cash it through his insurance company.

 

[Yikes Spike]

Mario tried to steal Wario's gold

 

[Glowsquid]

dribble and spitz work routine looks like this . why else would they pack a bazooka

 

[Garbon]

Wario's castle from WL2 was foreclosed.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Wario's castle from WL2 was foreclosed.

Wouldn't Wario just steal back his castle?

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Wario does look like the kind of guy that smokes now that I think about it.
This fanart certainly helps me see it better
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This and @The 3rd Wario Brother's recent comment in my last thread had me thinking: If Smoking is canon to the (extended) Mario universe, are COPD and lung cancer too?

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

This and @The 3rd Wario Brother's recent comment in my last thread had me thinking: If Smoking is canon to the (extended) Mario universe, are COPD and lung cancer too?

I bet Wario is immune to cancer.

 

[Yikes Spike]

I bet Wario is immune to cancer.

He ate it like the cavities bacteria.

 

[TheGent]

The reason Hen does not appear in any other Wario games is because she is not feral, she was just very young, and has just grown up between games. She then got a job and moved out on her own, and although Wario still visits her, he doesn't often because he knows that she has her own life and can fend for herself now.

 

[Metal]

Wario's favorite bands are as follows Ace of Base, The Cardigans, Savage Garden, Nsync, Backstreet Boys, and Beastie Boys.

 

[Koopaul]

What religion is Wario, catholic or christian?

Aren't Catholics Christian? I was raised Catholic and was told we were Christian.

 

[Yikes Spike]

Wario's favorite bands are as follows Ace of Base, The Cardigans, Savage Garden, Nsync, Backstreet Boys, and Beastie Boys.

What about 69 Boyz?

Aren't Catholics Christian? I was raised Catholic and was told we were Christian.

Most religions that believe in Jesus share the same bible, is just they don't want live together.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Wario has the hots for Sal Out.

 

[Koopaul]

Most religions that believe in Jesus share the same bible, is just they don't want live together.

But why zero out Catholics? There are so many different types of Christians like Protestants, Evangelicals, ect. No one says, "are you Protestant or are you Christian?" For some reason Catholics are considered the outgroup.

Oh... Sorry for going off topic. It was just something that bugged me.