Have to be honest, I've always been confused how well most people seem to know the life stories of the folks they grew up with.
Like, I wouldn't have the foggiest idea what happened to anyone at my school, college, university, previous workplaces, etc.
You will be reported to the Wah-thorities.
(but yeah, I hope we'll get a Wario year with a new Wario platformer.)

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